My phone flew to my left/right hand

Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections

*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand

by jabberwokey October 12, 2023

Left hearted

How come there's issues?
Did you run out of tissues?
From the day that I started,
Now I feel left hearted.

Johnny is feeling a bit Left hearted cause he was taunted by a bunch of flying rats!

by Don't you know who I am November 23, 2023

Left and righted it

Left and righted it Another way of saying you have left work double early ni

Have you left and righted it from work yet?

by Double busy October 12, 2019

pardon my left

Another variant of the word "#pause" but can be used in other contexts as well when saying or doing something unusual.

1: "What's the word you going to the city with us this weekend?"
2: "Idk yet I gotta sit on it, pardon my left"

by slattmahomes April 03, 2024

top-left corner

Aka the teamer's hideout. Where all the teamers hang out in arras.io. Don't go here unless you're attacking them.

Hey, Ӯ is in the top-left corner. That means he's a teamer in arras.io!!!

by hotcrystal0 November 03, 2023

loosing hearing in my left eye

when you’re missing your significant other for an extended period of time

“omg i miss you sm, im loosing hearing in my left eye”

by pickle tickle August 08, 2024

Left Eye Mafia

Left eye mafia is a name for the exclusive club of people with a scar on or around their left eye

Did you hear mason got in a car accident?

Yea, but it wasn't too bad. He only got hurt on the left side of his face and will have a scar.

Yo he's left eye mafia now!

by JackinNOLM June 08, 2025