When one of the homies are rockin' a bit of a chub, but they don't wanna be too public about it. Can also be used if a guy sees something he likes in a sexual way.
by Michael Churchill May 14, 2021
Get the Left Shoulder Momentmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents š: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents š: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
Get the They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents š: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....mug. A videogame from 2009 created by Valve in which 4 survivors named Coach, Nick, Ellis and Rochelle make it from Point A to B before escaping at the finale it has a large variety of campaigns and the expert mode makes you wanna die
by Emersed February 12, 2025
Get the Left for Dead 2mug. whereas the driveway of the corner-lot residence opens onto the street perpendicular to the street indicated in the address (terrorist practice)
by mousel October 10, 2019
Get the left-handed drivewaymug. A chronically unaware driver who sets up shop in the left lane of any major Florida highway, treating it less like a passing lane and more like a reserved cruise control runway. Left Lane Larry doesnāt discriminateāhe might be a local with a āSalt Lifeā decal and a sunburned arm out the window, or a snowbird tourist in a rented Altima with both hands on the wheel and a wide-brimmed hat still on indoors.
Larry isnāt actively maliciousājust militantly oblivious. He ignores flashing lights, honking horns, and the visible rage boiling in his rearview mirror. But try to pass him, and suddenly he becomes offended. Heāll match your speed just enough to box you in, like itās a personal insult that you dared attempt efficiency.
Heās the kind of guy who would quote the speed limit like scripture while doing 63 in a 70 and holding back a convoy of 17 vehicles. The moment you go around, he speeds upānot to pass anyone, just to punish you for trying.
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Common Traits:
Drives a base-model vehicle: Camry, Impala, Altima, or a beige Buick with zero visible dents (but plenty of emotional ones)
Has a college parking decal that expired in 2013
Uses cruise control as a personality trait
Turn signal is optional (and usually left on for several counties)
May sport bumper stickers like:
āI brake for butterfliesā
āMy other car is a prayerā
Or ironically: āKeep Right Except to Passā
Windows always up. Volume always low. Seat leaned forward like he's landing a plane.
Larry isnāt actively maliciousājust militantly oblivious. He ignores flashing lights, honking horns, and the visible rage boiling in his rearview mirror. But try to pass him, and suddenly he becomes offended. Heāll match your speed just enough to box you in, like itās a personal insult that you dared attempt efficiency.
Heās the kind of guy who would quote the speed limit like scripture while doing 63 in a 70 and holding back a convoy of 17 vehicles. The moment you go around, he speeds upānot to pass anyone, just to punish you for trying.
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Common Traits:
Drives a base-model vehicle: Camry, Impala, Altima, or a beige Buick with zero visible dents (but plenty of emotional ones)
Has a college parking decal that expired in 2013
Uses cruise control as a personality trait
Turn signal is optional (and usually left on for several counties)
May sport bumper stickers like:
āI brake for butterfliesā
āMy other car is a prayerā
Or ironically: āKeep Right Except to Passā
Windows always up. Volume always low. Seat leaned forward like he's landing a plane.
Cop: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
Left Lane Larry: I was doing the speed limit.
Cop: In the passing lane. For 14 exits. With no one in front of you.
Left Lane Larry: I was setting the pace.
Left Lane Larry: I was doing the speed limit.
Cop: In the passing lane. For 14 exits. With no one in front of you.
Left Lane Larry: I was setting the pace.
by Pary Moppins July 10, 2025
Get the Left Lane Larrymug. If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet theyāll go look for one.
You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, Iāll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang thatās a bummer, I donāt know how Iām going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
Waiter: Most definitely, Iāll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang thatās a bummer, I donāt know how Iām going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 10, 2019
Get the left handed forkmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
Get the Left Wrist & Right Anklemug.