Johnny Guillen

culo <3

he culo <3
Johnny Guillen has big culo

by 69$$$$$$$mon3y November 23, 2021

johnny

who dosnt love johnny? he’s extremely hot, funny, popular and has the most beautiful eyes. he has my heart

Me: have you seen johnny today?

Friend: yea i saw him this morning! he was talking about you earlier with his friends

by yourmom5012 April 17, 2022

Johnnie

Johnnie (noun): A well-meaning yet oblivious individual who possesses the uncanny ability to leave bath towels in a crumpled heap on the floor as if the towel rack were a forbidden artifact. Johnnies are often characterized by their insistence that “they were going to hang it up later” and their talent for denying all evidence of damp chaos. Known to strike fear into laundry baskets everywhere, a Johnnie can also be found opening every cabinet and leaving them ajar, like a reverse poltergeist.

Person #1

Where do you want me to hang my towel

Person #2
Just Johnnie it into the washing basket.

We don’t re-use towels here.

by JohnniesTowels February 28, 2025

skin johnny

A skin johnny is someone, usually a male, who is a giant, annoying jerkoff.

"Hey, you know jim strong? He's a real skin johnny!"

by Hair and teeth February 10, 2025

the johnny jump-up

an incredibly versitile alegory refering to the sexual nature of a duke in the seventeenth century royal court.

Rick bowed before his wife, unbeknowst to her, he was reveling in thoughts common to a johnny jump-up

by Negro man April 24, 2005

Not Johnny

Someone who appears to be, but is in fact, not Johnny.

Dude! That Dude over there is a not Johnny!

by ShrewdSauce November 26, 2021

Vanilla Johnny

The only thing I have ever been addicted to. He is funny, smart, hot as fuck, and I'd bow down and worship him like the king he is anyday. He's the only one who holds the power. The only person who has ever captured my full attention and is powerful enough to hold the key that unlocks everything, anything, anyplace, anytime.

Damn, did you see Vanilla Johnny over there?

I did. I'd love to grab a coke with him tonight... I know that vanilla coke will be the best ever.

by youaremy#1 yo October 12, 2023