A misunderstood person who appreciates a nice booty and boobs. Women love and dream about him for his humbleness, honesty and ability to satisfy them mentally and sexually. It's urban legend that if a single woman is feeling lonely and wants a wet dream, she would have to say, repeatedly " dirty Johnny " before eating ice cream.
A man used to wheesper dirty bj ( bedlamjohnny) if he wanted to impress a daughters father before asking her hand in marriage. A bedlam johnny
by FW NIBBAWATTS January 15, 2023
Get the Bedlam Johnnymug. 
A skinny man with skin like a leather boot and hair like a half suck mango who walks around town acting like a hard cunt scary children and stealing dogs
by Mad dog patrol 123 November 18, 2023
Get the Johnny “Maddog”mug. A soda water with lemon and lime, commonly ordered between drinks to rehydrate or by sober folks at bars
by FliesenbodenromantikFTW January 7, 2022
Get the Johnny Franksmug. When one offers a taste of food to an acquaintance or friend, and they enjoy far more of the food than the intended offer was
by TooterMcGaving February 15, 2023
Get the Johnny bitemug. some people think about what they are doing tomorrow or next week, a "Johnny Red Shoes" plans for no less time than 2 years ahead, this is not for big things like moving house, hoildays, etc, this is for Video Game purchases, DVD/Blu-ray rentals, etc.
by MonkeySXOC October 16, 2010
Get the Johnny Red Shoesmug.