Left the Side Door Open

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.

I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.

by All Bets Hedged January 6, 2021

On a Donkey's Left Toe

verb;
The toe of a donkey, preferably on the left side.

I swear on a donkey's left toe that Greta left her husband for Tom.

by urstinkyunclesam March 21, 2022

I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left And Right Vermillion Border On Tips.....

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I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left And Right Vermillion Border On Tips.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Left and Tight

The overall ideal of a person leaving for no fucking reason. Even if theres a good reason to stay, or a bad reason to leave. — Leaving just knowing you can do something, knowing you can’t come back after pulling that dumbshit. The feeling of tucking your dick and balls between your legs in a knot, beyond repair afterwards.

Eg.
“Wow! He’s gone, he’s left and tight..”

by GradeCunderC January 1, 2021

《¤》pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 i《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》

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《¤》pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 i《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

The banana has left the peel

Used to describe the moment in which one dissociates. Like when you feel you are no longer in your body.

Friend: there's a theory suggesting that it's equally if not more probable that our universe is a computer simulation as compared to the idea of an intelligent creator.

Me: The banana has left the peel.

by Surreal_wanderer September 22, 2017

Faraday's left hand rule

A cool gang hand sign Dr Dara O' Hogan taught his physics class in oaks park high school, used to refer to the good old days when Dr O' Hogan used to teach physics (he was a good guy but he couldn't teach to save his life (nobody learnt anything))

Ay yo waagwan famz, #ripdrohogansjobatoaks *does Faraday's left hand rule*

by KaboobaLEES October 1, 2017