Pen island 

Penis land. (a.k.a. penisland - a porn site)

Have you ever been on pen island?

Pen island by HELLOTHEREFRIENDHOWAREYOUTODAY April 12, 2011

Staten Island

A floating dump that sits in the New York harbor. Often mistaken as a populated borough.

Joe: "I'm from Staten Island."
Me: "You live in a dump?"
Joe: "No I mean the borough STATEN ISLAND!"
Me: "I have no idea what you're talking about."

Staten Island by Prodsynth August 6, 2011

rhode island 

the crapper, the shit hole, and the asscrack between mass and connecticut. he city shuts down at 8pm, the clubs close at 1:30 on the weekends. a bunch of colleges...theres JWU, Brown, RISD, URI, CCRI, roger williams, salve regina, stupid PC...and bunch of others i know i am forgetting...there's shit to do in this place, also it is overrun by stupid high schoolers that all look and dress the same...

god rhode island sucks...a day in rhode island is a day wasted...

rhode island by Simone May 6, 2005

rhode island 

little tiny state that everyone forgets about

Who the hell knows anything about Rhode Island?

rhode island by 0000 October 16, 2003

1000 island dressing 

After a girl cums when she is on her period with a yeast infection.

"I was fuckin this chick last night and when i was finished, her pussy was covered with 1000 island dressing"

1000 island dressing by Stina_36 October 14, 2011

Long Beach Island 

The most boring place on Earth

Pathetic residents think its cool because they are all douches who get off by hanging out in the endless amount of surf shops. Literally nothing to do but go to the beach and go mini golfing.

Visitor: Excuse me, Is their anything in Long Beach Island except Surf Shops?

Resident: No Bro, Its so radical, yeah bro, yo bro, wanna surf with me bruh. After we can go to Ron Jon bro. Yeah bro, LBI for life.

Long Beach Island by 2chainzis da shitb October 7, 2015

Long Island 

The armpit of New York State. Most residents pretend they are from the city, then go to the city and don't know the Bronx from the Battery.

The Bronx is up and the Battery's down...Long Islanders get the hell out of my town!

Long Island by Rizzoto January 6, 2005