Pain or Horny

The soul crushing decision every male has to make from time to time, the choice of am I uncontrollably horny or am I bone crushingly depressed. This question only arise as the sun goes down but still infects the mind like a third world parasite.

Guy 1: dude what did you do last night?
Guy 2: ah man I spent the night figuring out if I was in pain or horny.......it was just pain.

Guy 1: oh I was horny.

by Dickcheney425 February 25, 2021

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Horniness Aggression

A variation of cuteness aggression. An aggressive state brought upon by horny overload, specifically toward the person you’re fantasizing about, or fucking. This is mostly always seen from the dom toward the sub. You become so overwhelmed with need to fuck this person, overwhelmed by how fuckable and hot they are, you feel almost like violently hurting them, or fucking them so hard it hurts them.

Dan: Holy fuck, April’s so hot I just want to fucking tear her head off while I’m fucking her. I wanna slit her throat and pound into her until she passes out.
Ian: Damn dude, are you okay? Are you trying to hurt her?
Dan: No, it’s just horniness aggression, kinda like cuteness aggression. I wouldn’t hurt her, obviously. Just like I wouldn’t squeeze a rabbit to death.
Ian: Oh, okay, that makes sense, I guess.

by anonymous August 2, 2024

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Horny

When you feel a sexual tension making you feel butterflies in your stomach.

Guy 1: He's so hot.. it makes me horny..
guy 2: Dude your dick is—
Guy 3 : Thats gay..

by Onyxl December 12, 2021

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Horny Nigga Laundry Basket

A very rude but interesting idiom to describe a black skin tone person who's always sexually excited and has a yee yee ass haircut, which normally he's American and have a pair of AirPods.

In my opinion, he's a horny nigga laundry basket.

by darth yourmom August 9, 2021

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