horny hygeine

When you get horny when hygeinic tasks are done e.g having a shower

Did you see George the other day, he got a boner when he was washing his hands he has horny hygeine

by KPG123 April 8, 2016

horny

when you misspell "thorny"

roses are so horny

by infernusdoge69420 November 16, 2024

Horny

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by PapaSmellsJizz May 25, 2021

Laugh horny

It’s being so sensitive that things that aren’t funny still make you laugh until you cry. Like the kind of laugh when you can’t breathe, and you start to pee yourself because of something stupid Chandler said.

I’m sorry 😅 I know that kid face planting isn’t funny *cough* 🤣 but I’m just so fucking laugh horny right now - 😂 *cough*

by Jamchef81 March 31, 2023

Horny jail

If someone is horny they got to go to jail.

A: *Look at horny picture

B: you’re going to horny jail

A: NOO-

Horny jail

by ATG does urban dictionary August 18, 2021

horny

your sexually excited to someone

"she was making him very horny"

by sfofkdkf May 21, 2022

horny

Is when you feel something poke out of you pants

Mom I am feeling horny

by hello horny March 1, 2022