Cougar Hawk

A police officer that preys on Cougars. Otherwise known as a James Cooper

I'm banging a cougar hawk

by Manther Costello October 29, 2020

Jacob Hawkins

About the most ridiculous boy you will ever meet. Extremely immature, and will only ever date you for two things: sex or attention. But sex to him is only the attention. He goes back and forward between being gay and strait. He cheated on everyone he ever dated, yet he never can leave them alone once he figuratively throws them into the trash. You cannot trust this boy no matter what he says or does, because the only thing you will get out of it is a breakup in from of everyone at prom or some other special event. Be warned and know, that if you plan to date to marry, Jacob Hawkins is not for you. He will never deserve anyone’s love and affection, he doesn’t even deserve this type of love from his parents.

Is that Jacob Hawkins you see walking through the door? Hurry! Execute lockdown procedures!

by Gertrude Faraday October 16, 2020

Mow hawk

When you have to shave your pubic hair

Ahh dude I gotta mow hawk this shit before I have sex and try anal

by Zone6don November 19, 2020

Chief Hawkend

A man of legends who once hunted the pilgrims of the New Jersey - Pennsylvania Area, scalping all of the locals and striking fear into the hearts of others.

He was executed by a Boston-Based Indian Hunting group.

Wow, the Chief Hawkend is a fantastic League of Legends player!

That's why he was executed, for playing League.

by Chief Hawkend December 6, 2020

snare_hawk

Some dude who really likes the character futaba to an unholy degree. it's terrifying

that snare_hawk guy really loves futaba

by Shaker 1 March 10, 2021

fight hawk

The hair that stands up on a canine's back when they are trying to protect their owners from potential attack

The FIGHT HAWK resembles the mohawk or frohawk hair cut

I was walking my German Shepherd on a dark street and hooded man in dark clothing jumped out with a knife, my dog immediately went into FIGHT HAWK DEFENSE MODE making the attacker back down.

by Jason applesauce January 16, 2021

Mr Hawker

A man that usually has a pot belly. If your a teacher and your name is Mr hawker you have a really bad haircut. They love stirring the shit outta ya as well.

Student: Hey Mr hawker nice haircut
Mr hawker: why thank you my wife done it last night while she was drunk, how does it look
Student: I mean I couldn't look any worse

by Fat pizza March 20, 2021