National Have An Online Thing Day

On April 19 you have to get your ex or crush to be your Online boyfriend/girlfriend for 1-7 days and if you catch feelings try a real relationship it doesn’t matter if your single or taken

Hey it’s National Have An Online Thing Day wanna give it a try?

by Mistakes in love April 19, 2019

Have a Nice Rest of Your Day

When your cordially invited to go Fuck yourself!

History: When in the Hell did we start inserting “rest of your” in the salutation, “Have a nice (rest of your) day!”

I.E. When you leave a small tip, or in current times, when you frequent almost any establishment, and upon exiting the premises an employee will say, “Have a nice REST of your day!”

by AWA2000 December 12, 2021

You have just been Jordo'd

A Cocky finance broker wearing fishnet stockings stroking a Labrador settles a loan for an easy customer as if he has just provided the worlds best service. Then goes for a surf

Congratulations for financing with us you have just been Jordo'd

by jantele February 1, 2021

I have a bad word blocker

this only makes sense when you have one
doesn't that fuck you out?

I have a bad word blocker

by Orrinpants February 28, 2022

Oh, how the grapefruits have fallen!

The person has fallen from grace. They’re not as good as they used to be.

Look at them, this is so sad. Oh, how the grapefruits have fallen!

by Snowflake Jones June 9, 2019

Does anyone have any questions?

I am a soulless corporate fuckwad.

Whenever you hear "Does anyone have any questions?" after a long speech of zero value; you know you're dealing with a soulless corporate fuckwad.

by geekmalone November 5, 2020

i have lost my keys

A process where you lose your keys in order to gain infinite power. The power is so infinite that the universe restarts to the big bang and the universe created afterwards is an universe where you lose small metal objects called keys.

Man, that power is so strong, its almost like i have lost my keys.

by nir5117 February 6, 2018