Drunk-fished

When an individual appears to be more attractive due to your current state of intoxication. The individual is not as attractive (or not at all attractive) to you when you are sober

Will: Yo, I slid by that girl's crib last night

Tyrone: You mean that shawty from the club?

Will: Yeah, her. I didn't know it was her at first tho, she looked way better at the club.

Tyrone: we were all wasted bro, you got drunk-fished. She looked better because you were drunk.

Will: *facepalms* swear I need to stop drinking.

by Niggacatt18 March 16, 2020

media fish

Somebody who spends their lives buried in news papers, listening to radio and watching TV

aw, I'd love to come out man, but I gotta catch these tv shows I been meaning to watch

Dude, you are such a media fish

by Martian girl August 10, 2005

Guilt Fishing

A manipulative tactic in which a person (typically a straight male) uses guilt tripping and emotional blackmail to attract (or "fish" for) a romantic partner by abusing the potential victim's sense of empathy and making the victim constantly pity the person who is manipulating them. (otherwise known as the "fisher")

Damian: "No one loves me. I'm so lonely because I have no one to hold, please give me a chance or I'll kill myself. #loner #single #depressed"

Hannah: "Stop guilt fishing on Myspace and get professional help."

by Ghost_Chiaki March 27, 2021

sloppy fish

A stretch out pussy that is wet and smells

After I fucked her it was like a sloppy fish

by the mic dick May 23, 2015

Fish and Chip

When you shove a fish in a girls pussy, and then you proceed to eat the gooey fish juice and fish scales out of her pussy.

The scales are the chips.

"I gave Samantha a Fish and Chip last night, it tasted so good!"

by kyleriordan1234566 February 22, 2023

fish roll

The combined acts of eating tuna fish and giving oral sex to a penis simultaneously.

Hey Anne, do you know Bobby? I totally gave him a sloppy fish roll at lunch!

by RooCvo September 21, 2019

fishing in the swamp

Having clandestine sexual relations with a particularly undesirable female.

I haven't seen Matt in days, he must be fishing in the swamp again.

by redheadbass March 2, 2011