Evan Zarbo

A person who exists to exist he is a non human creature and will be place permantly in 8th grade

Man I hate how Evan Zarbo he is

by CryoDead October 8, 2019

Evan

The best person in the world better than Mir :)

Evan is better than Mir

by Definitely not worse than Mir April 20, 2021

Evan

evan is jewish

evan: hey
evans friend: you're jewish

by evansbiggest fan March 2, 2022

Evan

Mr. steal yo girl (even tho he cant)

ahahaha evan tried to get tina last night and she rejected him!

by bob.vance January 21, 2020

Evans

shoving a roll of raw cookie dough up your ass. can be modified to "chomping the log" where you are pink it off like the opposite of taking a shit.

Man that girl pulled an Evans on me last night. She shoved a whole roll of tollhouse cookie dough up my ass. She didn't even let me chomp the log.

by kinggoblin October 27, 2020

Lola Evans

Lola Evans is a massive wet wipe, displaying major wet wipe behaviour at all times.

Ugh your such a lola Evans

by grac1e August 1, 2021

Got Evaned

When in a text message thread with friends, you respond to any comments with extreme trolling, continually referencing a past sensitive issue

Friend: Does anyone wanna game tonight?
Me: No, too busy polishing my Tom Brady GOAT bobblehead
Other Friend: You just Got Evaned

by Evan Peter Grandview May 17, 2021