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Ethan

absolute liberal whos main attack is Coochie Sock! will eat your ass if you are mean to him. he also has a scary attack called Mean Glare. this attack he put you in a coma while he rapes you
that ethan is scary!!!!!!!!
by Mr. Steal Your Roblox February 14, 2019
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Ethan is a chill dude
Ethan: Hey guy, how’s it goin?
Me: Cums in pants
by hunter the punter February 14, 2019
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He always makes you feel so special, like nothing else matters and you don't have to worry about anything. Holding his hand is the most amazing feeling in the world. Getting a hug from him makes you feel so safe and you never want him to let go. He has the biggest schlong and will make you scream in pleasure Waking up to his text in the morning makes the day a good one no matter what happens. His hair is amazing and you could stare into his eyes all day. His strength inside and out comforts you and you can tell him anything. He is perfect in your eyes and you'll never want him to change. He is the most amazing thing that will ever happen to you.
Lindsey has a huge crush on Ethan, he’s too good for her.
by Babybombshell February 18, 2019
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The Ethan was being a cool kid
by 100100100100100 February 18, 2019
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If you know an Ethan you know how truly caring he is. He’s kind and charismatic but in the best way possible. He can beat down on himself sometimes however. Even though we all love and care for him. He’s stubborn to the point that it’ll drive you crazy if you have a short temper. Words to describe an Ethan: caring, sweet, smart, artistic, kind, mindful, patient, and loving. He’s a huge nerd but in the cutest way possible. He’ll always comfort you when you need it. Everyone needs a Ethan in their lives.
Person A: Wow I’ve heard Ethan is amazing. Do you know him?

Person B: Of course I do. Who doesn’t? He’s the nicest and cutest guy ever.

Person A:*thinks* welp
by Vi...crumbly kookie February 18, 2019
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They gut at the bus stop that us usually very annoying and asks a lot of questions
Ethan is such a weirdo
by dsdsfddsfwffesdf September 4, 2018
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ethan wilkins is the funniest down to earth guy you will ever meet. he cares so much about his friends or girlfriend and doesn’t care what anyone thinks. he trusts everyone and always smells really good he has amazing brown hair and is really good at hockey. he is alright at math and loves when people smile. when you are with him you feel safe and loves to eat... anything. he has an amazing six pack and doesn’t know know he has them. if you found an ethan wilkins don’t let him go... ever.
by talia martinez September 20, 2018
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