A fuck boy that got. His dick. Exposed on Instagram wit the username Markham exposed and cannot keep a girlfriend for more than two weeks
by Mkms exposed July 9, 2018
Get the ethan martinezmug. Eva and Ethan
The worlds most powerful couple if you ever see a Ethan and Eva you best be jealous because they are together forever they just get each other and they are themselves around each other Eva is the smart brains of the relationship Ethan is the muscle and looks of the relation ship but they both light up a room when they enter. Everyone wants to be them.
The worlds most powerful couple if you ever see a Ethan and Eva you best be jealous because they are together forever they just get each other and they are themselves around each other Eva is the smart brains of the relationship Ethan is the muscle and looks of the relation ship but they both light up a room when they enter. Everyone wants to be them.
Girl#1: Who's that...
Girl#2: Oh that's Eva and Ethan aren't they cute together.
Girl#1: OMG yea I wish jack and I were that cute.
Girl#2: Oh that's Eva and Ethan aren't they cute together.
Girl#1: OMG yea I wish jack and I were that cute.
by Eva<3<3 December 18, 2022
Get the Eva and Ethanmug. Someone who gets up at 5 am to grind on gta 5 while his cool friends Marco and Hayden don’t have to do anything and get 2 mil for free.He also is extremely bad at the game and gets mad over being killed or troller he doesn’t like it when you ask for equal share in heist.Ethan the hilly billy N word caller redneck cousin fucking obese bitch.
by Poopbuttttttt May 25, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a big girl, often cries in bed after getting crushed by superior BJJ practitioners. Has been heard several times screaming “I wish I was as good looking as Charlie”
by Savlon645 November 23, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is the type of guy with a extremely small penis but huge titties that sag on the floor, not the smartest and always masturbates to strange things when horny, does not regularly walk or stand up, and has subpar vision.
by Zabybabys June 17, 2022
Get the Ethan Cartermug. by klappsmurfs October 15, 2025
Get the ethanmug. 