Did you see Shelly? Where are her eyes?
She went on a Blind Blind Blind date yesterday, she lost them.
She went on a Blind Blind Blind date yesterday, she lost them.
by Word Authority of USA June 04, 2022
This level of lowlife predator/cheapskate can be found in the $ “happy hour” halls of establishments such as Apple’s etc.
Just waiting with a shitty spiked cocktail like a bomb... ready to blot out the future happiness out of their next naïve victim....
The slang application of this term is “Alvined”
Just waiting with a shitty spiked cocktail like a bomb... ready to blot out the future happiness out of their next naïve victim....
The slang application of this term is “Alvined”
“Alvin isn’t your typical creep. He is like Applebees Date Rape Creepy!”
“Did you hear about the last receptionist? Yeah, she quit too! She kept saying she got ‘Alvined’
“Did you hear about the last receptionist? Yeah, she quit too! She kept saying she got ‘Alvined’
by HumansInventedTwerkingBRUH June 10, 2021
October 16th is National go on a date day. does it matter with; who does it how just go on a date!!!
National go on a date day is the best
by The mr. Nobody October 16, 2019
A term for someone who should have come out a long time ago, who is now (and will always be) just awkward. People who are "GPED" can be of any age or gender, the "expiration date" is different for everyone. It's refers more specifically to the general sense of awkwardness some people have, not their age or situation in life.
by LUEZWO August 13, 2014
This occurs when someone leaves just enough coffee in the pot to make it look like there's some left, but in reality it is less than a full cup, and doesn't start a new pot of coffee to make up for this transgression.
Dude 1: Dude....what the F?!?!?
Dude 2: What dude?
Dude 1: Did you just totally date rape the coffee pot?
OR
Dude: F'ing co-workers! Always date raping the coffee pot before I get in the office!
Dude 2: What dude?
Dude 1: Did you just totally date rape the coffee pot?
OR
Dude: F'ing co-workers! Always date raping the coffee pot before I get in the office!
by Not Steve yo! October 11, 2010
(Frankish refers to Charlemagne and The Franks): weird looking and unpalatable food,- ioho-, but food still fit for human consumption if religious dietary restrictions are kept out of the equation, because your ethnic group is simply not accustomed to such food.
by Sexydimma July 26, 2014
Finding a flat whore who thinks she’s thicc and when she tells you she loves you, you say “thats too far” and she says “DID YOU JUST CALL ME UGLY” and after that she says “WERE DONE YOU BASTARD”
Middle school dating am i right
by Camthespam June 24, 2019