floating circle jerk

When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.

"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."

by Uncle_Fun April 19, 2018

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Death Circle Jerk

The act of sitting in a circle with a group of guys while jerking each other off so hard that you try to basically murder their penis with such force that they have a cumshot of a lifetime.

My friend Elias died while performing the death circle jerk.

by NLJTGETSWOLLORDIE September 14, 2017

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slit circle

When you and your suicidal friends are standing in a circle and all at once slit each others throats, killing everyone at once.

Me and my friends made a suicide pact and are doing a slit circle tonight.

by Uhhhhhhhhhaley January 13, 2018

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Thot Circle

When a group of thots with thot knots all simultaneously hit on the same guy.

“Jeremy just got texted by a Thot Circle”
“Don’t go to that place, there are a lot of Thot Circles there”

by TheSlaughterer May 27, 2018

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Otherwise known as the 2018 Fire Department Instructors Conference. An event held every year where staff chiefs and ketchup dicks of fire departments across the nation gather for a week to measure their dicks and stroke off to new fire trucks.

Hey Todd are you gonna go to FDIC and see the new Squad 1?
You mean the Indianapolis Circle Jerk?

by Rogue_medic May 29, 2018

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