barrel cock

A short but wide penis

Girl 1: "He fucked me so hard last night"
Girl 2: "Was his penis long"
Girl 1: "No he had a barrel cock, but I like the girth more"
Girl 2: "Interesting"

by Iceagebaby February 12, 2018

cock fart

fart through the cock ;)

big sus cock fart, bust a cocky wocky farty warty

by shoottheprotesters June 8, 2021

Cock Crocs

When you put a condom on and it's the ugliest thing you've ever seen.

I was about to buy the new Trojan Ecstasy Condoms, but then I remembered when they looked like total Cock Crocs.

by jigganut March 7, 2015

Gold cock

A lesbian term for a man who thinks his dick can make lesbians go straight.

You must think you have a gold cock if you think your dick will make me go straight, the lesbian told Bobby.

by FKN A July 29, 2014

cock blizzard

During sexual intercourse, in which at the end, the male ejaculates on a near by ceiling fan, thus creating a blizzard like effect.

Yo Jerry busted a cock blizzard and now all my shit is dirty

by brrr-aymond May 8, 2006

cock nugget

A worthless individual. The term originates from dried, conjealed bits of mixed male and female ejaculate that cling to pubic hairs at the base of the penis after coitus. They are disgusting and of no value to anyone.

Can you believe that fucking bum asked me for a dollar? What a cock nugget.

by Matt 1000000 July 7, 2005

Cock Jumper

1. a person who moves from one penis to another in rapid succession

2. slang for the word slut

3. used as an insult to men, insinuating that the man is in fact a homosexual

1. 'That bitch is such a cock jumper!'

2. 'Cock jumping whore!'

3. 'Dude... you're a cock jumper!'

by timbob09 September 7, 2008