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Cleveland Ohio

A city with a cock-sucking player that went to play for the deep-south, has some of the best schools like Hathaway Brown (Go Blazers!), Laurel, St. Ed's, maybe school across from Wendy's (look up St. Ig's, they suck dicks, but they are kinda smart), ect., some okay successful people, the MOST poorest people (they can't even afford shit), and very flammable water sources. But at least we're better than Hollenbeck or Detroit (ESPECIALLY DETOIT cause they'll all go to hell). I'm a Clevelander and really proud of it.
Clevelander (from Cleveland Ohio):Hey
Detroit Person: Hey
D-P: This place sucks
C-er: WTF dude?
D-P: I mean srsly, look at all the stuff that happened. That 23 tall n*$#@% left.
C-er: Do know what racism is?
D-P: Whuh?
C-er: Do you know what an education is?
D-P: Whuh?
C-er: Never mind, oaf.
by GoHBBlazersYouRock December 8, 2010
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beaver cleaver

a beaver cleaver refers to the buzzer the female uses to trim her bush in an attempt to portray a clean vagina to her naive partner, who should know what a filthy cunt she really has...
"Her beaver cleaver must be busted, cuz her shit is nappier then ive ever seen it!!!"
by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006
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Claver

One who, most unfortunately, has an unnatural sexual fetish for a woman's clavel.
Goddam, I'd love to lick my own piss out of that chick's clavel, who knew I was such a claver.
by Moo Moo Gai Pan February 15, 2009
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cleavor

Noun 1. A savage and mighty weapon of melee combat, often wielded by Tantors.
Verb 2. To kill
1. By my cleavor thou art smitten!
2. The Tantor has cleavored the clucky.
by Keekor the Tantor June 13, 2003
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cleav speak

The deep vocal tone produced by putting one's face between a pair of relatively large breasts and talking.
"I was motorboating my girl last night and tried to talk dirty, but it came out in cleav speak. Totally killed the vibe."
by Neter Porth January 14, 2009
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ClevelandRocks8

Wow ClevelandRocks8 sure is sexy! And talented too! I wish I could be more like him
by PizzaPizza1234 November 22, 2011
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Clever Bunny

Title given to someone who has shown extraordinary prowess in regards to programming graphical user interfaces.
Jack made a program that implemented a resizable window. He is one HELL of a Clever Bunny
by I prefer Anon Thanks October 3, 2012
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