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SLUTTY CHRISTMAS ๐Ÿ˜˜

Slutty Christmas is that special time of year for baddies worldwide. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
"๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„!! Now that itโ€™s finally DICKmas ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆSantaโ€™s about to slide ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜‰ down your hot ๐Ÿ”ฅ hot ๐Ÿ”ฅchimney tonight. So lick ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’‹those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog๐Ÿผ, itโ€™s about to get wet down at Santaโ€™s workshop๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†! Donโ€™t forgot to slide down that XXXtra ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ big North Pole, and make sure your ๐Ÿช cookie ๐Ÿชis yummy enough for Santa to eat๐Ÿ‘„! ๐Ÿ‘€ But are you bad enough to handle Santaโ€™s giant juicy 8=candy๐Ÿ‘Š๐ŸผCOCK=D๐Ÿ’ฆ?? Send this to ๐Ÿ”Ÿ of your baddest bitch elves๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿพ If you get 5๏ธโƒฃ back, youre on the naughty list this year๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ! If you get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ back you better be ready for Santaโ€™s hot โ™จ๏ธCUMlateโ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ญ If you get 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back youโ€™ve got the most bitchin ๐Ÿฌpeppermint ๐Ÿฌpussy in the North Pole! โ„๏ธโ›„ Hope you get to blow ๐ŸŒฌ lots of XXXmas ๐ŸŽ„dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas ๐ŸŽ„CUMMIES ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ HAVE A SLUTTY CHRISTMAS ๐Ÿ˜˜ / DICKMAS ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘… YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ"
by #1 Mordetwi fangirls December 25, 2021
mugGet the SLUTTY CHRISTMAS ๐Ÿ˜˜mug.

Christmas Tree Bullying

When you have the same tree and decorations year after year hoping that your style will come back around, but it never does and people Christmas tree bully you for this.
Christmas tree bullying ruined my Christmas and tinsel and beads
by Lololo.24 November 20, 2021
mugGet the Christmas Tree Bullyingmug.

Christmas-zy

A made-up word by CodeKirby on Scratch that means that you change something so it looks more festive.
"Mommy! Look! I made this toilet paper christmas-zy!"
by -BlueKirby- December 18, 2019
mugGet the Christmas-zymug.

its fucking christmas

tom: ey yo its fucking christmas

jhon: hohoho bitch
by fucking santa November 1, 2021
mugGet the its fucking christmasmug.

Christmas

Christmas is the best.
by cheetuofficial March 19, 2021
mugGet the Christmasmug.

Christmas baby

To ejaculate into a lady's mouth then spit Bailey's into her mouth also, holding her nose and screaming Christmas songs at her until she swallows
I had the best Christmas baby last night from Tina it's was amazing
by Jamboi and asbo March 25, 2023
mugGet the Christmas babymug.

Christmas Chazโ€™d

When you get absolutely steaming to the point you canโ€™t see.
Guy: OMG, Iโ€™m gonna get absolutely Christmas Chazโ€™d!!
by Caravan Chazza July 14, 2020
mugGet the Christmas Chazโ€™dmug.

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