cheese and rice 

a way of saying jesus christ with out offending other.

instead of "jesus christ your a retard!" its "cheese and rice your a retard!"

cheese and rice by drew rowe October 17, 2004

cheese dawg 

For a male to have sexual intercourse with one girl, (or guy which ever way you swing), without a condom, then immediatly after have unprotected sexual intercourse with another.

Damn Scotts a pimp! He cheese dawged both Megan and Bonnie in less than 15 mins apart!

cheese dawg by smokinsoljah420 February 24, 2007

cheese whistler 

When a female holds a snorkel in her mouth and the Male puts cheese whiz in the top end of the snorkel and ejaculates into it. The male then takes the snorkel and blows into the mouth piece blowing the cheese and sperm on the female's face and a dog licks her face clean

Two asians one German Shepherd, it was fucking beautiful. I pulled out the one girls ass and gave the other girl a cheese whistler.

cheese whistler by Countchalkula February 27, 2011

Cheese Grader

The act of pooping in the shower, then using ones big toe to rub the larger particles against the metal grate at the bottom to get the chunks through the drain.

The other day after I had already gotten in the shower, a sever case of abdominal cramps hit me. Fearing wetting the floor,making the transition from shower to toilet, or toilet paper sticking to my rear, I squatted down and released my bowls into the shower.

Due to the fact the night before I had peanuts and corn for dinner there was an abundance of particulate that were to big to breach the metal grate to the drain. I used my big toe and rubbed the corn and peanuts against the metal screen using it like a cheese grader until the pieces were small enough to get through!

Cheese Grader by NIKKY T April 18, 2014

Cheese bandit 

Someone who takes pleasure in eating the old cheese like substance made from semen left on your penis.

"you're mom is a cheese bandit"

Cheese bandit by Cu33yy February 15, 2019

Cheese Dick 

The person who '"got trashed last night", "hooked up with this hot girl", "drank a whole bottle of jack"...but everyone knows they're making it up to seem cool.

Note: cheese dicks travel in packs

CheeseDick: "Guys check this out its fuckin awesome!"

Guys: "Thats the stupidest thing i've ever seen, you fuckin' cheesedick."

Cheese Dick by CORD May 13, 2005

cheese flavored dick 

the act of getting your girlfriend and/or sluts of the sort to lick or suck on your cock n balls after sticking your dick onto any type of food that has or involves cheese. It could just have the word cheese in the name. Examples: You just stuck your dick into a grilled cheese sandwich. Now get your girl to suck your dick. Example: You just stuck you dick into a Ceasar salad with cheese on it. Now get your girl to suck your dick. Example: You just dipped your balls into some delicious and spicy nacho cheese. Now get your girl to suck your balls.

Boy: Hey there lady, I just got a cheese flavored dick, why don't you come over to experience a moment in history?

cheese flavored dick by mad cheesin April 10, 2009