Grinder bird 

Navy term for the seagulls that land on the grinder/blacktop that you march on.
In the chowhall you sometimes are served cornish hen, some new recruits have never seen a cornish hen and you tell them it's grinder bird.

Seaman Johnson: These are the smallest chickens I have ever seen.
Seaman Morris: Thats not chicken it's grinder bird.

Grinder bird by Jolly Roger March 25, 2004

flirt-bird 

A person that flutters around from person to person flirting with them, and trades from person to person like a bird fly's from telephone line to telephone line.

"Liz, you are such a flirt-bird! You're constantly flirting with every guy you talk to!"

flirt-bird by Lizzzers November 8, 2007

baby bird cpr

The act of using ones thumb to press on the anal cavity in repititions of 15 to 1. Press the brown star 15 times and then blow on it once creating a sound simular to blowing on the top of a empty soda bottle.

Jamie's butt looks tense she could use some Baby Bird CPR.

Honey while you are tossing my salad can i get some BBCPR

baby bird cpr by droby1242 March 8, 2013

Dildo bird 

When a hooker shoves a dildo into her vagina and the hooker sqeezes her ass cheeks together thus sending the dildo flying out of her vagina and across the room as a projectile.

I was standing outside my neighbor's house when a dildo bird came flying through the window and killed my pet puppy.

Dildo bird by mudboy7 July 6, 2019

The Biggest Bird 

When someone has unspoken rizz, loves kids, and clearly is The Biggest Bird

Cod: Who is the biggest bird
Bod: Me I like kids and I got the rizzler of ozz

The Biggest Bird by Zeeku January 11, 2023

ur nans got bird flu

an insult used by townies when challenged by anyone

person 1 "ur mum was shit"
person 2 "ur nans got bird flu"

ur nans got bird flu by james burgestoff May 11, 2006

penis bird 

A scarlet macaw that will get on a man's penis during masturbation whcih will disturb their masturbation if it ends up in their house and will get on their penis ......

Kid:what's that bird doing on the man's stick?

Tom had a penis bird on him and disturbed his masturbation

The penis bird flew through the windown and on to the penis during masturbation

penis bird by markunami March 20, 2007