Slippery Goose

A local legend

What’s happening, Slippery Goose?

by gint is a gc February 1, 2023

Goosed

When a band steals the fans of another band when they open for the band but refuses to have any bands open for them when they blow up.

Did you see them Goose Pigeons Playing Ping Ping?

They don’t have openers because they are afraid to be Goosed.

by GooseSpiracy March 6, 2022

goosing

trying hard to be happy. happy but having to try for it.

“man i’m just goosing”

by goosingbitch November 17, 2019

Silly goose

Someone who doesn't see the obvious; stupid fuck.

Son: "You know apples are red."
Mom: "Of course silly goose."

by BucFan67 October 25, 2025

Goose Away

Shut the fuck up

Pls goose away

by spaggetsalad March 9, 2021

Goosing

Being a bum, literally doing nothing. Tasks that should take 5 mins to do actually take 1 hour.

Getting no bitches or money

*Sitting it bed watching tiktok for 5 hours*
Yo bro stop goosing let’s go make some bread

You went 0/30 at the bar tn? You mad goosing rn

by Austin gurgoose September 29, 2022

Goose

Your favorite dumbass, who is also very gay for girls. Goose is a superior leader who sometimes make use of that superiority for narcissistic actions. BUT, the truth is, Goose is just your friendly neighborhood bisexual disaster who keeps making chaos everywhere.

Person #1 (You know who you are): Wow Goose is so weird
Person #2: I don't think so, i think Goose is awesome!

by totallynotgoose October 26, 2020