Fuck around and find out

Whenever somebody is doing sometging stupid, it is considered fucking around. If you fuck around too much, you may face a repricussion: finding out. Hence the saying "fuck around and find out" it is like a diagram: the more you fuck around, the more you find out.

Hey fool, you trying to fight, huh?
Fuck around and find out punk!

by Kingkreo23 January 7, 2024

Keithing around

To goof off

Today I felt like just keithing around

by anonymous April 21, 2021

monkeying around

The act of goofing off and the involvement in any suspicious activities.

Hey you saw Aziz and Akhil over in the corner there yesterday? Yea, they were definitely monkeying around! (Aziz + Akhil = 2 monkeys)

by RPDS Demo September 4, 2023

Beating around the bush

When pubic hair is surrounding the penis but you continue to masterbait. This is most common when a man is procrastinating.

Hey stepbro will you stop beating around the bush and get me out out of the laundry machine!

by The mightiest orange chicken. October 11, 2020

fingering around the bush

A crude version of 'beating around the bush.' Means to tiptoe around a subject rather than addressing it directly.

Man: And then they were talking and they went off to his room-
Shayne: Man just say they fucked, stop fingering around the bush!

by penisshakes December 18, 2025

Clown Fuck Around

To waste someone’s or your own valuable time doing nothing and being a fucking moron

Today, Scott decided to do nothing and just Clown Fuck Around

by LOGANsaurs October 29, 2022

turning my bike around

When you really need to pop but your in a busy place so need a discreet way of telling someone where your going

Me “just going turning my bike around”
Her ”ok bro”

Him “ where’s mike?

Her “he’s gone turning his bike around “

by MR CE August 10, 2021