Matteo or Matt

DAMN SEXY AMAZING TALENTED SHOW STOPPING SMART BEUTIFUL FAMOUS INCREDI BLE YES YES YES
Matteo or Matt is the best.
by OOPslayyyyOOP November 23, 2021
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Matt presto

Very muscular man who loves chips ahoy and benches 300 pounds and loves batu and is boys with Jack Cicione but he’s a bot
I am very Matt presto for going to the gym.
by Matt presto December 28, 2021
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Matt allen

A self righteous, uncaring self centered piece of work. Matt Allen's are as smart as a Allen key wrench set, but those are more useful. They have a horrible temper and are always red in the face. Your best friend one minute then stealing your shit the next. Basically a complete squid.
Dude 1: why do you think you have the right to do whatever you want?
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!
by Brutus the toothless May 03, 2020
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matt taco

A matt coat, that's applied on top to finish and conserve a design.
Can also have quick drying qualities making it a quick dry matt taco
Commomnly used in regards to nailpolish as established by Simply Nailogical on Youtube
Related to: glossy taco, holo taco, and quick dry taco
I'm using a matt taco, because I thought it looked cool with the neonness goin on.
by Deamonia July 15, 2017
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Matt W

A smexy mf. My dad, not really but ehhhhhh. Very Tall Boi. We all love him cmon. We actually stan. Very cash money. I can't wait for him to be embarrassed. Almost as sexy as Matt Smith.

There should be a Midsommar gif somewhere for you boo. xo

Love you matt xoxo

Ahaa don't take that the wrong way its platonic booooo.
All jokes xo
Person: You know Matt W?
Me: Oh yes, he is very cash money, no?
Person: Uh yeah...
by Wheezybibliophile October 26, 2019
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dorky door matt

A guy named Matt…hence why the word matt has an extra T in it. He’s dorky, adorable and very homey like a beautiful door matt that you see on someone’s porch.
You’re such a dorky door matt! I should place you on my porch!
by xAnomally March 25, 2022
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Sober Matt

A music teacher that talks shit on Discord about anything on his mind.
by sulima May 21, 2023
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