Sweet Summer Child

Someone naive, or someone assuming something will be easy due to lack of experience.

Person 1: Getting a job will be the easy part

Person 2: Oh you sweet summer child-

by FunkyF0rk November 29, 2023

Child Support Trap

When the girl is hot but also a little white trashy and is super eager to sleep with you. Especially if you have a good job and she is out of your league. Don't do it, it's a trap.

Guy 1: You see Todd take that child support trap home last night?

Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's gonna be paying her a fortune, hope it was worth it.

by The Bunz Clapper September 17, 2022

Man child

Carlos Duran of Lincoln Park MI
Grown man that acts like he’s 18

Person 1 (over age 34): bro let’s go get fucked up and shots tonight, I bet I can out drink you!

Person 2: your such Carlos Duran Man child.

by Carlos Duran man child July 22, 2023

Crow Child

A crow child takes and keeps a bunch of random stuff like a crow which takes anything it sees.

“My daughter is practically a crow child with all the things she takes!”

by thy common folk February 17, 2024

Black Eyed Child

A kid from Indiana

Person 1: That kid is so weird.

Person 2: Ah, what do you expect? He’s a black eyed child.

Person 1: What’s that mean?

Person 2: It means he’s from Indiana.

Person 1: Oh yeah. That explains it.

by DTrix16 October 28, 2023

Child support

Something that Vergil doesn't pay for

Vergil: i will not pay for child support Nero

by pleaseletmehaveausername December 4, 2022

Friend Child

a friend who wants you to adopt them but your not sure if you're going to be their friend or child, or maybe both, call them your friend child.

girl: my friend Lila wanted me to adopt her so I did but I don't know if she's my friend or child?
boy: call her your friend child lmao

by ThatsGirloverthere March 16, 2017