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douche elitist

A person who is a chronic douchebag as douche elitist.
by Seminolemike September 26, 2018
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da douche

1. Word used to describe an action taken by someone or upon someone or something

2. Word used to describe the sound of an action or reaction.... Usually in repetition

3. Can be a sexual reference for intercourse
1. I was just standing there and this dude comes out of nowhere and starts punchin me in the face like da douche da douche and broke my nose

2. He was skatin toward some stairs and I saw the whole thing; lost his footing and started rolling across the pavement, da douche da douche, getting all messed up.

3. We got to drinkin and soon enough; da douche
by B-dog II December 9, 2008
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Pootie Douche

A verbally pouting and over confident individual.
He's not going to get what he wants so instead we've got another 30 minutes of this guy being a total Pootie Douche.
by BeerHistory Prof May 7, 2018
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Douche cap

Referring to the popular practice of photoshoping a side ways hat on an individual/animal/thing that's being a "douche bag" as seen in memes. Is a way of branding someone or something as a douche.
"Stay away from that guy, he wears a douche cap."
by shadded June 28, 2013
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douche tits

by aakasd420 December 10, 2010
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douche dildo

1. A person containing similarities of a douche bag and a dildo.
2. A combination of douche bag and dildo to offend someone
Person 1: Look at that faggot over there pissing in people's beers
Person 2: What a douche dildo
Douche Dildo: Yo fuck you I'll piss in your asshole.
by Top_Jimmy January 29, 2014
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Urban Douche

when urban dictionary wont accept my damn defintions
why you being an urban douche urban dictionary :)
by ajrodz February 13, 2015
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