Honk the bird

To take a hit of a vape pen.

“Hey man, wanna honk the bird before class?”
“I went to go honk the bird and the battery was dead.”

by TastyGrapes October 12, 2023

Bird Tax

Proper social etiquette among parrots is to eat all meals with their flock. "Bird tax" is the portion of every meal eaten within earshot of your parrot. It must be paid to your parrot at the start of said meal as reimbursement for removing your parrot from the wild, or else it will be forcibly collected.*

*Also applies to some budgies and other household birds; this bird law sometimes extends to wild birds living near restaurants and picnic sites, though the legality/enforceability in those situations is questionable.

"Your bird just stole a piece of my blueberry waffle!"

"Don't be rude! My bird doesn't steal! She collects bird tax. Everyone who eats in our home is considered flock and must pay bird tax."

"Why?"

"It's bird law."

Bird "Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now." (Squawk translation).

by Mother_of_Dragon December 19, 2022

John Bird

Why the fuck did you look up your own name in the urban dictionary.

John Bird is a fucking dumbass

by John's a bitch (ak50) May 20, 2021

Nerve Bird

When someone is so nervous they are overwhelmed by a firm uncontrollable boner.

When Micheal Cohen cooperated with investigators on the Russia Probe, Donald Trump was plauged by a Nerve Bird.

by Budbear December 5, 2018

blingbling birds

Birds are also known as crows because of their love for shiny objects...

"Them damn "blingbling birds" won't shut up just because of the foil sitting on the grill from the bbq"

by all2sexy June 14, 2009

bird is the word

have u heard

bird is the word

by NOT Peter Griffin January 17, 2023

Bird is the word

… A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word

A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird is the word

A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word…

Person 1: "Bird is the word."
Person 2: "Word."

by trustworthy definitions February 22, 2023