Bird Tax

Proper social etiquette among parrots is to eat all meals with their flock. "Bird tax" is the portion of every meal eaten within earshot of your parrot. It must be paid to your parrot at the start of said meal as reimbursement for removing your parrot from the wild, or else it will be forcibly collected.*

*Also applies to some budgies and other household birds; this bird law sometimes extends to wild birds living near restaurants and picnic sites, though the legality/enforceability in those situations is questionable.

"Your bird just stole a piece of my blueberry waffle!"

"Don't be rude! My bird doesn't steal! She collects bird tax. Everyone who eats in our home is considered flock and must pay bird tax."

"Why?"

"It's bird law."

Bird "Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now." (Squawk translation).

by Mother_of_Dragon December 19, 2022

Doedoe bird

A flightless bird that lived in the Canadian rainforest.

The Doedoe bird lived in the Canadian rainforest.

by Bigtk October 5, 2016

bird worming

shagging the missus

"are u coming out tonight?" .. "na, im stayin in, bird worming"

by me joooleee February 25, 2012

Bird shitting

When a guy jizzes in someone or people in public without them knowing

Omg is that bird shit on you ?
Haha oh no it was some guy wanking over the balcony and bird shitting on you

by Bigworld April 6, 2017

Tina Bird

A Tina Bird is the human equivalent of a cowbird. A Tina Bird will produce upwards of 8 babies awaiting adulthood to be handed off to a potential host to raise in her stead. A Tina Bird baby will always come equipped with daddy/mommy issues, ruined credit, zero ambition, mild accountability, and absolutely no understanding of how to be an adult.

Oh girl, I hope you have a good therapist because you just started dating the offspring

of a Tina Bird.

by Tina Bird September 11, 2023

Dirk Bird

The dream team duo of anything and everything ever.

Hey bro, who the hell is Jordan and Lebron compared to Dirk Bird

by BroZone555 February 6, 2017

Bird watch

When a gay guy or a group of gays go some where to see guys bulges.( the bulges are the birds) Usually during basketball short season or sweatpants season.

I'm at the gym bird watching.

The daddies are out at the mall so I decided to bird watch.

by The gayyyyyy October 25, 2022