walk the schnauzer

To masturbate (female) - continuing from the definition of a schnauzer (female genitalia), to walk one's schnauzer is to take it out for a spin... so to speak.

Sarah: What do you want to do this afternoon?
Jenny: I think I will stay in and walk the schnauzer

by TJ McTallgirl January 15, 2015

Speed Walks

Same thing as the "Runs" except its most commonly used when describing a morbidly obese person's Hershey Squirts. because they can't "Run". Only Speed Walk .

Steve: "Hey fatass, didn't I warn you about getting 30 dollars worth of Taco Bell food."

Greg: "Shut up bitch, I had the speed walks all night. Totally worth it though. 10/10 would do again."

Steve: "Dumbass."

by BrownBearr November 17, 2017

Walking W

Wngelo Wajkunovic is a walking W

Person1: He never takes L's
Person2: He's just like Wngelo Wajkunovic, he's a Walking W

by Wngelo Wajkunovic April 4, 2023

Walking Burger

Typically purchased en-route, from the saver menu. A Walking Burger is a small portable burger capable of being eaten on the move or stashed away in a coat pocket.

Dan: "I'm hungry. It's shame we don't have time to eat."
Vernon: "Don't worry. We'll swing by McD's on the way and grab a couple of walking burgers."

by TopCat94 January 17, 2018

Walk Shop

To thoroughly walk to the intended destination usually being a store or shop.

Ebo ''Walk shop?''
Anto ''for what''
Ebo ''drink''
anto ''sure''

by FairPower July 16, 2011

Walking fail

Someone who's such a fail, you can tell her/him she's/he's a walking fail. Typically used to burn trolls or others lame people.

Troll: OMGZ im so pretty and rich i have the ipad 6.

Cool person: Dude, you are such a walking fail.

by Dudelino September 11, 2010

Plug walk

When someone (possibly intoxicated) is walking in a retarded way. An obvious sign if someone’s drunk or high. Coined by rich the kid.

“i don’t know how i didn’t get caught high last night, i was plug walking so bad”

“damn that mf plug walking!”

by pissthan June 17, 2021