Urban Dictionary

Inaccurate catalyst for ignorant, bitter, myopic creatures to derive silly words that may absolutely no sense for fun to satisfy their own lame pathetic ignorant existence. Can dish it but sure can't take it or post it.

You created a new senseless word?! Okay let's post it on Urban Dictionary cause that's the only place where you can find other dumb stupid words.

by EffU January 14, 2015

Urban Scanning

To scan through urban dictionary words of the day to find some worthwhile words to use.

Guy: Yo man, that vocab you're using is sick! Were you urban scanning?

by yibo October 28, 2008

Urban Dictionary

A place that pre-teens/teen go on to search up there name screen shot one post that makes them just the best person and then post on some social media Manly Snapchat

Oi bruv I just looked up my name on Urban Dictionary it says Im loving caring and funny I got to put this on my Snapchat story

by Some guy called nick June 1, 2019

Urban Bonfire

Creating a bonfire inside of a small or medium sized charcoal grill on a front or back porch. Primarily practiced in urban environments due to most city's laws that forbid open fire pits.

Let's go steal some wood from that fence by the dumpster, put it in the grill, and have an Urban Bonfire.

by urbanbuckeye March 29, 2009

urban wasteland

Where words rejected by Urban Dictionary are banished to.

The staff didn't like my word putzpot and sent it to the urban wasteland.

by tirtle January 13, 2017

Urban Dictionary

This website

Welcome to Urban Dictionary

by Supreme Leader of Fucking June 4, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A profane website where young teenagers hold their erect penises in one hand while their other hand furiously informs the world of foolishly prepubescent gobbledegook using a keyboard and a mouse, although how they manage to use both at the same time with only one hand is unfathomably irrelevant. It should be noted that while the information including the way in which women are able to hold erect penises has been omitted, Urban Dictionary is not a censored website. That information has been left out, on purpose, even though we're positive that you're just dying to know. Perverts...

Urban Dictionary: Ages Puberty to Maturity. Recommended for those under the age of 18 who suffer from extreme boredom or a lack of general teenage knowledge. Side effects may include increased ass holishness and a definite decline in IQ and/or levels of maturity. Best used during day time hours.

by TheOfficiallyOfficialOfficial November 30, 2011