Turkeypants

Either an overweight person, or an extremely obese lummox.

Man, that Zeke is a real turkeypants.

by Brian P. January 10, 2006

turkey's done!

When a girl has hard nipples.

Hey, check out that chick! Turkey's done!!
Yeah, she's got two turkeys! And they're both done!!

by engineerboy February 17, 2007

Turkey Basted

When your girl who craves abuse turns the table and stuffs a prostimulator up your ass.

She was physically hurt so bad last time we hooked up, that she turkey basted me for thanksgiving.

by z_dawg_nyc November 21, 2018

The Turkey Vulture

Your penis.

mc: "Is the turkey vulture flying high?" ;)

miller: "It's flying sooo high" ;) ;)

by mcmillerfan July 8, 2009

Choking the turkey

feverishly masturbating while making a turkey dinner

Brother 1: Why'd it take dad so long making dinner tonight?

Brother 2: Oh you know dad he's always choking the turkey.

by th3lawmak3r76 August 10, 2012

Turkey

A retarded country that constantly denies the mass killings of Armenians on April 24 1915. They are very annoying, mass majority are homosexual, and the president is legally retarded. Basically a country that will never get into the UN and fails to admit such crimes the committed.

Man: Hey Robert look at that gay kid, is he retarded?

Man2: Hes probably from Turkey.

by I RAPED AND KILLED A TURK April 7, 2009

Hot Turkey Sandwhich

Janky ass sex with a woman. In order to make a Cold Turkey Sandwhich substitute your live woman with a dead woman.

Greg had a Hot Turkey Sandwhich with Katie, but then afterward had a Cold Turkey Sandwhich with Mother Theresa's corpse.

by Spence January 26, 2005