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a funny version of "touch me, i scream".
Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh
by mrbeast539275 December 8, 2024
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Clinton touch

A touch that is exactly opposite to King Midas's touch, where everything a person does is a total and utter failures/disaster
Am I dreaming or is almost every democratic US politician who is a lawyer by profession have the Clinton touch?
by Sexydimma August 23, 2016
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touch beast

Someone with whom you have a sex-only relationship with.
She was his touch beast. He couldn't really tolerate hanging out or talking with her, but she seemed okay with the arrangement.
by Cortex Reaver December 16, 2024
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Pocket touching

When a person touched another's pocket, they become their son and they are gay.
Spencer is pocket touching and he is everyone's son and he likes men.
by Spencer's father February 9, 2023
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Touch Your Friends Toe's Day

August 2 is the day where you touch your friends toes
Hey, did you know today was touch your friends toe's day?

No, but that's cool
by JarvisBro August 1, 2021
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.9.This Nigger Has Been Touching My Shoulder For Yhirty Three Years.9.
.9.This Nigger Has Been Touching My Shoulder For Yhirty Three Years.9.
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soft touch

When a musician is so experienced and plays so well that his touch on the instrument looks absolutely effortless during his performance.
Bill got a soft touch on the piano.
by avoidingthepuddle May 18, 2024
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