Typically he has a killer smile, he's funny, smart, outgoing, but we all know his dick can fuck the whole world.
by N0lxn October 27, 2019
Get the Thomasmug. a man who is very nice and doesn’t like being called thomas the train, if you do he will kill you. He is very loving and sweet and hot. He pulls all the girls any day and all the girls love him. He is athletic and smart and lost his virginity very young.
“Omg that person is so hot, they must be named thomas.”
“OMG YESSS we better not call him thomas the train”
“Girl tots agreeed we will die”
“OMG YESSS we better not call him thomas the train”
“Girl tots agreeed we will die”
by anonymous November 10, 2021
Get the Thomasmug. A particularly large tonk (vape) that is often passed around the toilets of a private school. some may say it is passed around more than Taylor swift? its name is Thomas due to the unfathomably large clouds it produces. it is usually able to hot box an entire bathroom within 3 chongs.
Simon chap can I Chong on Thomas the tonk engine - his clouds really are spectacular *teacher enters* " urm chaps, is that a Tonk Engine im seeing?" students would reply along the lines of "ah yes sir it is" and the teacher usually says something like " ooh thats dank bruv give us a couple pullies"
by FATCATHY February 26, 2023
Get the Thomas the tonk enginemug. was 90cm in year 6
by Barry B Bensen December 3, 2021
Get the Erin Davies-Thomasmug. James L Thomas is a good man who is kind, funny, fiercely loyal to his friends and will always have your six. James L Thomas is an incredibly sexy cowboy with a big cock that boasts both length and girth. He is an extraordinary lover and an expert in every aspect of love making. If you are lucky enough to share a bed with James L Thomas you'll experience the most intensely incredible, earth shattering orgasms of your life and sex with any and all other men will be ruined for you as James L Thomas will be the best lover you will experience in your lifetime
The orgasms esI experienced while having sex with James L Thomas were unbelievable. I am now ruined for all other men
by Sapphire Sapila November 22, 2022
Get the James L Thomasmug. A Turncoat Thomas is someone who pretends to be a likeable guy, hoping that people will open up to him and let him in on their secrets. A Turncoat Thomas will then use these secrets for his own benefit, for example by stealing your girlfriend or sucking up to his superiors at work by betraying his co workers.
- “I got fired today for coming in late but nobody noticed...! That f***king Turncoat Thomas betrayed me!” “Well, you shouldn’t have told Thomas, Danny...”
“I’m sorry but I am dumping you Danny, Turncoat Thomas sent me a DM on Facebook and told me all about what you guys did last weekend! You **shole! And yes, I am going on a date with Turncoat Thomas this weekend...”
“I’m sorry but I am dumping you Danny, Turncoat Thomas sent me a DM on Facebook and told me all about what you guys did last weekend! You **shole! And yes, I am going on a date with Turncoat Thomas this weekend...”
by DannyCaruso1988 March 7, 2021
Get the Turncoat Thomasmug. An anorexic creature who lives in the dark depths of the Minecraft Nether Realm. Extremely deadly, to summon a Godman, you must first use 3 bone blocks and 1 fish named Gary. He is the "gay"ton's worst enemy and is known for his lack of brains, and anorexic skinny penis.
by The elites June 17, 2019
Get the Thomas Godmanmug.