china monday morning

The period 1998-2013 in Atlanta,Georgia when it never rained on Monday. The phrase may have come from Savannah,Georgia. Ships docking in Savannah,Georgia had large yellow dots on containers.
I’ll wait until China Monday Morning to pay my car insurance.
by Old American November 15, 2022
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Daily Morning Power Call

Something that if companies had, would make them unimaginably more successful. - James Marshall
"imagine how much more successful companies would be if they had a Daily Morning Power Call" - James Marshall
by Golden James Marshall February 06, 2019
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Early morning robin

essentially masculine: waking up with a hard-on,... a sign of good health, a throbbin' robin...
From the old ironing spray or roll on supplement 'Robin Starch'...which stiffened collars and cuffs....
The first spring morning was delightful, the dawn chorus filled the air with natures song and Dave woke up with the 'early morning Robin' pushing against the duvet...
by The Daemon November 02, 2013
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Morning Bowl Syndrome

The feeling of sickness you get after smoking a bong toke right after you wake up
Oh man i got the worst case of the Morning Bowl Syndrome right now
by rocknoguitar February 08, 2020
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Wife: Honey, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Husband: Good Morning and God Bless, darling!
by Tainthair May 23, 2018
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Good morning and god bless

Definition: When you sh*t, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
(The act of sitting on the toilet excreting whilst consuming egg salad and a coffee for breakfast would be considered a good morning and god bless).
How Good morning and god bless is used:
Hila: “Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?”
Ethan: “Good morning god bless, Hila!”
Hila: “What?”
by Hxrvey May 23, 2018
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Bombs on monday morning

An unreleased song by Melanie Martinez. It was leaked January 16th 2016.
The song is about the bombing of hiroshima.
"Have you listened to Bombs on monday morning?"
"Yeah, it's so sad I almost cried."
"Same"
by Ember Pember July 03, 2020
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