A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.
Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!
Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.
Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.
by FrenchOnion February 4, 2024

a bad idea.
by katatomicbomb February 11, 2023

this term means that your bitch will suck the fuck out of your dick if you eat her out in the morning
yo my girl sucked my dick last night because I ate her pussy for breakfast thats why I love morning 4 night
by lana rhodes November 1, 2019

In reference to an H3H3 video, a Good Morning and God Bless is the act of consuming your breakfast and morning coffee while relieving your bowels.
by AlwaysRepYourNaysh May 23, 2018

That feeling in the morning when the roof of your mouth, when in contact with water, feels like it's burning so fucking bad.
by Da Berrrr September 17, 2016

(1) A person who is energized happy and motivated when waking up in the morning
(2) a person who botches a pool dive
(2) a person who botches a pool dive
by EmJayee January 25, 2019

essentially masculine: waking up with a hard-on,... a sign of good health, a throbbin' robin...
From the old ironing spray or roll on supplement 'Robin Starch'...which stiffened collars and cuffs....
From the old ironing spray or roll on supplement 'Robin Starch'...which stiffened collars and cuffs....
The first spring morning was delightful, the dawn chorus filled the air with natures song and Dave woke up with the 'early morning Robin' pushing against the duvet...
by The Daemon November 2, 2013
