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Bag Pipes

When a woman's natural breasts are so big that when she lays flat on her back they fall under her armpits.
I bet when she lays down she can play them bag pipes !
by SirEnglebertHumperdink March 18, 2017
mugGet the Bag Pipesmug.

Pipe slut

A sexy bearded plumber named Morgan who loves to lay his pipe in the day and pipe at night. It’s a Dirty job but someone’s gotta do it!!!
What do you do for a living? I’m a pipe slut. It’s a hobby and a job.
by SinAmynBear December 23, 2021
mugGet the Pipe slutmug.

Laying pipe

the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey
Person 1:Jack was laying pipe last night.

Person 2: idk what that means. My autism prevents me from understanding euphemisms.

Person 1: it's okay. He had sexual intercouse with someone with XX chromosomes.
by Omencaptains June 13, 2024
mugGet the Laying pipemug.

Freedom Piped

someone getting piped with the power and force of america behind them
Layla was being freedom piped by Ryan.
by Master cook March 31, 2024
mugGet the Freedom Pipedmug.

Pipe Lady

Noun: bawd (archaic) brass (slang) call girl, Turner to the core, Annette-on-roids, just like Damian, cocotte, courtesan, female Tin Man, fallen woman, fille de joie, harlot, hooker (U.S. slang) hustler (U.S. & Canad. slang) loose woman, moll (slang) pro (slang) scrubber (Brit. & Austral. slang) streetwalker, strumpet, tart (informal) trollop, white slave, whore, working girl (facetious slang)

Verb: cheapen, debase, degrade, demean, devalue, misapply, pervert, profane

(Adj-N) :

A person, who is characterised by being a fiendish sneak, malevolent to the bone, fully willing to forego all others for the delights brought to her by her dark master, Doctor Murdah. Such person will stop at nothing to get her soul quenched by the taste of crystallised amphetamines on her dry, misery expunging lips. Not house, nor home, nor family or children matter when the pipe lady is hungry.

Noun: to offer (a person, esp. oneself, or a person's talent) for unworthy purposes in exchange for some of what Daddy Doctor Murdah has been cooking.
1. Damn, Grundy! You are such a Pipe Lady these days. Have some sleep because you are going crazy again.

2. Hey shitty, does the Pipe Lady want a Pipe?
3. Hey look everyone! The Pipe Lady next door is screaming and hitting her kids again.

4. If you don’t sort yourself out, you’ll be dead in a couple of years. You don’t want to become a pipe lady like Kelley.
by Boomboomman2608 September 21, 2021
mugGet the Pipe Ladymug.

3 dollar pipe

(3dp) 3 dollar pipe is the most thin, cheapest, ugliest pipe tweakers smoke meth with. They call the most ratchet, loudest, dirtiest, smoked out bitches "3 dollar pipe".
Tweaker guy: "ay bitch why you taking so long in there!?"

Tweaker girl: "I'm getting ready foo!"
Tweaker guy: "you look like a 3 dollar pipe!"
by Eroticcrybaby April 18, 2016
mugGet the 3 dollar pipemug.

Pipe

by Bardownbender November 24, 2023
mugGet the Pipemug.

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