Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend

a word used by ken (me) in the movie Barbie (2023). to break it down:

long term: lasting for years/lifelong
long distance: a relationship where two partners don't live nearby and don't see each other in person often
low commitment: used by lazy fucks who want a relationship but don't want to have to worry about all the bits that actually matter and just want a girlfriend
casual: relationship between two people who want a sexual connection but don't want the formal/romantic part
girlfriend: a partner, explicitly of the female sex

ken: hey barbie, wanna be my Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend?
barbie: no
(few scenes later)
barbie: hey ken, im ready to be your Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend
ken: sublime

by Ryan⠀Gosling August 4, 2023

Asian Long Islander

Asian Long Islander is the term used for those that are both Asian and from Long Island. They usually don't know their place in society and wish they were white. Their accent is messed up because it is a mixture of an annoying Long Island Accent and a weird Asian accent.

She looks Asian but sounds weird. She must be an Asian Long Islander

by Brian 33 May 25, 2006

Long Island Steamer

the response of an feminist woman, who refuses to be shat upon, to an attempted Boston Steamer (or Boston Pancake): she straps him to the bed and defecates all over his face, causing him to suffocate and die, his corpse buried under a heap of shit.

Don't fuck around with Madeline or she'll plant a Long Island Steamer on you, bi-otch!

by You aint shit, honey! May 25, 2006

Eryn Le Long

A person that likes to eat salami off of peoples toes, especially when they’re cheesy.

“Last night I did an Eryn Le Long and I regret nothing”

by GrannysWetStrapOn February 28, 2022

Super mega long

To do something that should take minutes, ends up taking either hours or days. Deluded to the point where he / she thinks they are efficient, prompt & decisive.

What is Evs up to? He went to Tesco & has been ages, boy he's super mega long sometimes!

by Mr Low Grade February 28, 2010

Long Rifle; No Primer

A friend that has unique problems with women. It is taken from the .22 long rifle rim fire, which is notorious for being in accurate and destroying itself after firing once.

Posk has three women to deal with but he is crushing himself. Total long rifle; no primer!

by spartyon2012 January 4, 2011

logan long schlong

A man or woman with the name Logan who has a massive penis

Phallon: logan has a Logan Long Schlong

Logan: yes

by OsamaBigLaden July 14, 2022