Evan

the arctic? boiling compared to how cool this guy is. a "handsome devil" some have said and probably will continue to say for as long as time. total ladies man. incredible conversationalist, makes you want to talk until you lose your voice. funnier than any comedy special on Netflix (or other streaming platforms). if you're friends with an Evan then you've found the gold at the end of the rainbow.

Girl 1: *texting*
Girl 2: are you texting Evan?
Girl 1: ...
Girl 2: of course

by redvelvetcheesecake December 6, 2021

Jake Evan’s Musician

A creepy sex pest

Jake Evan’s musician is a creepy sex pest

by S_Ly_Sings December 1, 2024

Got Evaned

When in a text message thread with friends, you respond to any comments with extreme trolling, continually referencing a past sensitive issue

Friend: Does anyone wanna game tonight?
Me: No, too busy polishing my Tom Brady GOAT bobblehead
Other Friend: You just Got Evaned

by Evan Peter Grandview May 17, 2021

Lola Evans

Lola Evans is a massive wet wipe, displaying major wet wipe behaviour at all times.

Ugh your such a lola Evans

by grac1e August 1, 2021

Evan McDonnell

He is literally weezer

Have u heard of Evan McDonnell. Ya he’s weezer.

by Weezerwastaken September 29, 2020

Evan

Evan cares about other people more then he cares about himself he is smart,hot af,and caring. He loves to play sports and he is really good at pretty much every sport . He won’t brake a promise and will respect you .

Evan just made me really happy and made my whole day better.

by That background girl September 17, 2018

Evan Coleman

A person who breathes so hard you’d think it was a hurricane.

Is that a hurriane or just an Evan Coleman

by Bella AKA King Kong February 5, 2018