Skip to main content

Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024
mugGet the Eyes bigger than my asshole mug.

No power greater than X

Some kind of Xbox slogan in the early 2000s.
For the soul that burns, There is no power greater than X.
by aidenbradley194 July 21, 2024
mugGet the No power greater than X mug.

Smarter than everyone

What? No! I'm worse than a retard! You're the smart ones! So use that smart fucking brainz of yourself to figure out how to get me my fucking money.
Hym "You are clearly the smarter than everyone guy! So where is the stalking guy's head and why don't I have my money?"
by Hym Iam July 31, 2024
mugGet the Smarter than everyone mug.

Nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch

Anyone who is remarkably bat-shit crazy, nuts or waaaayyyy beyond the eccentric
Tim: "Ugh, I have to spend the weekend with crazy grandpa Eugene."
John: "Oh, that one."
Tim: "Yeah, he's nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch."
by PlanetOceanReturns February 8, 2023
mugGet the Nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch mug.
If A Woman Cognitively Move More Than I Do, I Can Not Mate Or Procreate With them
If A Woman Cognitively Move More Than I Do, I Can Not Mate Or Procreate With them
mugGet the If A Woman Cognitively Move More Than I Do, I Can Not Mate Or Procreate With them mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email