blizzard bags

An extreme case of blue balls

"Hey man my bitch left me with blizzard bags"

"Damn Casey, blizzard bags are the worst"

by T-Doll March 4, 2014

hockey bag

The smelliest shit on earth that even febreeze can't handle. Never get into a car if someone says, "Hey, I've got wet gear in the back. Hope you don't mind."

source - hockey player who has to ride 2 hours to and from practice

"Yo, I bet my hockey bag smells worse than yours ya muffin!"

by chronodos May 31, 2016

bag of awesome

Being more than awesome

Joe is the coolest person I know - he is one big bag of awesome!

by P-dizzle AKA Sister Sweetly April 9, 2008

Gluten Bag

1. A way of saying Guten Tag, except it's funny. And basically, a way of being a jackass except german!

2. A bag of Gluten.

Someone: "Hey dude!"

You: "Gluten Bag my good sir!"
Someone: "What?"

by Blue_Angels March 10, 2023

Molly Bagging

When one reaches the pinnacle of sexual prowess by drinking just enough alcohol to dull the lubido enough to prevent climaxing but not too much such that an erection is unachievable.

Try as hard as she might, Lily was unable to get Nick to give her a cream pie. Nick was molly bagging her all night.

by Ron Don Johnson August 23, 2021

Bag of ass

When you need a creative insult, you take this.

That science class is such a bag of ass.

by Damienny April 27, 2017

Douche Bag

That dude who think's he's so smooth and is committed to getting girls and will often share this traits
1. Uses the word swag
2. Sags Pants
3. Tries to get the girls.

That douche bag just stole my girl.

by MaDawgTT February 17, 2015