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No Slap-Ass September

The whole month of September you can’t slap someone’s ass
Sorry dude I can’t slap your ass it’s “ No Slap-Ass September
by Emkkk July 2, 2021
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September 15th 2006

by Duduueusuus June 29, 2023
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September 8th 2022

September 8th 2022

National Day of making jokes about Queen Elizabeth II
(Boy) "Hey have you heard what happened on September 8th 2022?"

"There is no Easter Bunny, or Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England" - Hal from Maga mind.
by Satorix September 8, 2022
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12th September 2004

The best people are born on this exact day. If this is your birthday, you're loved by someone!
Best Person: My birthday is on the 12th September 2004.
Average Person: Oh wow! That means you're one of the best people alive!
by A guy who uhhhhhhhhh November 15, 2019
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September 20, 1869

Emperor N.Cruz III Died for illegally trespassing royal military secret base training on 1869
N.cruz III Died in September 20, 1869
by LePost James October 16, 2019
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Super Squirt September

In light of 2017's No Nut November, which led to Destroy Dick December, and then to No Finger February, Super Squirt September is a challenge for women during September to orgasm a number of times equal to the date in September.
Girl 1: Are you attempting Super Squirt September?
Girl 2: You know I am. This is one great month.
by InvisibleBob December 19, 2018
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Super Simp September

A challenge where one has to simp as much as possible or at any given opportunity during the entirety of September.
-Stop Simping, it's not cool!
-No no no. It's Super Simp September, I have to!
by Screw_JayDuck September 18, 2020
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