Dumb Bitch Syndrome 

DBS for short,
basically the problem running rampant across the population, affecting mainly teenage girls, but has the possibility of carrying on into later life. However, DBS is usually permanent. "Cain't fix stupid."

Dumb Bitch Syndrome. The problem with all the girls at my school.

"Hey Jacob, what's Obama's last name"
"Shut the fuck up, Kati, you're a dumb bitch"

"Sometimes it seems like there's nothing in Sami's head.."
"That's because there isn't, she has DBS and only knows how to talk about shopping for clothes and the dicks she's sucked."

"Why do all the girls at my school have Dumb Bitch Syndrome?"

Dumb Bitch Syndrome by falaylays August 11, 2012

Old Navy Syndrome

A condition in which you are sucked in by Old Navy's great deals on wardrobe basics and wake up one day to realize that your whole wardrobe consists of plain t-shirts and sweaters.

"I realized that I had Old Navy Syndrome when I started categorizing my whole wardrobe into two drawers, v-necks and t-shirts."

Old Navy Syndrome by LPirkle April 11, 2010

Stalk-home syndrome

A severe medical condition in which a person stalks another person through various means, usually up to the point of finding out their addresses, etc.

This medical condition has became widespread after the introduction of social networking sites and it is more likely to affect males than females.

A: "Paul was in the library looking up Facebook for that hot blonde in our class."

B: "Yea, he's suffering from stalk-home syndrome"

Stalk-home syndrome by Can Be Blank July 16, 2011

restless bird syndrome 

the act of masturbating all night in your sleep.
chronic uncontrollable nocturnal masturbation

frank was wondering why his penis and wrist were always sore when he wakes up in the morning so he went to the doctor and was diagnosed with restless bird syndrome.

restless bird syndrome by jobens October 7, 2012

hot guy syndrome 

When a girl is so physically attracted to a guy that her heart stops for 3.7 seconds, her lungs begin to abruptly function incorrectly, she can't think straight, walk right, stand up, and then she feels like crying because of the face that boy has engraved in her heart (as well as that body my god daddy)

"He is so ugh I think I just caught hot guy syndrome!"

hot guy syndrome by Wellyah July 1, 2014

loose booty syndrome 

When you haven’t used the bathroom all day and you finally get a chance to defecate and it comes out at excessive speeds causing it to spray out of your booty, painting the whole toilet brown. Also known as “LBS”.

Michael used the bathroom at Andrea‘s house and it was apparent that he was suffering from loose booty syndrome judging from the noises and smells and Andrea and Kristina witnessed

loose booty syndrome by Pips_ May 18, 2018

Empty Ballsack Syndrome (EBS) 

A medical condition that prevents someone from speaking truth to power or making tough decisions, even at the expense of others and their own reputation and legacy. This illness swept through the GOP during the Trump years. EBS is caused by a lack of testicular fortitude.

“His unwillingness to disagree with Trump’s most recent wild-ass conspiracy is pathognomonic of Empty Ballsack Syndrome (EBS).”

Empty Ballsack Syndrome (EBS) by hodags1966 June 11, 2020