San Francisco semen surprise

To jerk off, off the side of the golden gate bridge. Extra points if you hit Alcatraz.

Thala: where the hell were you?
Michael: giving big red the San Francisco semen surprise!!!!

by righteousconsumption October 20, 2014

Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise

1. (noun) An anal sex act, in which the giving partner lies to the receiving partner and tells him or her that he has ejaculated. After the receiving partner turns around to face him, the giving partner violently ejaculates into the other partner's eye. He then uses the Santorum that has accumulated on his penis to draw a cross on the forehead of the stunned receiving partner.

2. (verb) To perform said sex act.

3. (noun) The fact that Rick Santorum is still a viable presidential candidate after Super Tuesday

1. Man, that hooker made be pay double after I tried the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise.

3. In any other election, the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise would be more shocking to me, but look at the other candidates!

by Mort459 June 16, 2012

Sweet Potato Surprise

When an unconscious woman has her butt cheeks spread with tongs and a rabid bunny is inserted into her anus using an over-sized bong. The resulting shit from the woman's anus oddly resembles sweet potatoes.

"Yeah, I walked into the bathroom and there was a sweet potato surprise waiting for me."anusrabid bunny sexbunny sex

by Ms. Garret October 3, 2010

Double Banana Split Surprise

A sexual act in which one half of a pair of scissors is inserted into a Male's urethra and is then closed to split the penis open. Is usually repeated to split the penis completely in half.

I'm gonna give my boyfriend the ol' double banana split surprise.

by Bananasplitter789 May 12, 2021

Nicaraguan Tranny Surprise

A woman stands over her subject, as part of a golden shower. The subject is expecting to be peed on. When the woman starts to urinate, her male partner approaches from behind and sticks his penis in her urinary steam from behind. The woman's urine then appears to be coming from a tranny penis. The male partner then starts urinating, doubling the urine stream.

Ron paid $100 for a golden shower from Hazel. He got more than he bargained for when Hazel's husband, Joey, joined her in giving Ron a Nicaraguan Tranny Surprise.

by cracky jacky from Forest August 11, 2009

Irish Surprise

A huge Irish penis. Since it's not expected, its a surprise.

Matt whooped his huge pink dick out. It was beautiful. It was an Irish surprise.

by Ivyspoison5 July 10, 2010

Red Wine Cork Surprise

Occurs when a female squats over a male's face to receive cunnilingus, then reaches between her legs, pulls a tampon out of her vagina, and menstruates on the man's face.

Bruno: Dude, how'd you get those red stains on your eye glasses, man?

James: Last night I was going down on my girlfriend and she totally Red Wine Cork Surprised me! IT WAS LOVELY AND AMAZING.

by C Silent J October 21, 2010