traffic that is so slow and horrendous that you can literally look out the window and count the stones embedded in the freeway pavement.
There was a pavement stone counter on Interstate 80 today because some illegals caused a car accident that flipped a semitruck over and caused 5 other cars to crash.
by crudmonkey May 16, 2022
i am sir moses elisha stone amgott flemenverfer the III
by 19181716151413121110987654321 May 10, 2022
A rolling stone gathers no moss; with some exceptions.
Some people just can't bear the single life, so approximate the rolling stone life by forming a conglomerate stone that they hope will survive rolling without fracturing.
Some people just can't bear the single life, so approximate the rolling stone life by forming a conglomerate stone that they hope will survive rolling without fracturing.
by GregTheConglomerate June 18, 2024
A mixed beverage named after Earnhardt SR’s third cousin, which consists of bloody Mary mix, Busch, light, vodka, Goodbar, and four Loco
by The Jacking Force Wizard January 10, 2024
A Stone henge is the sexual act of having multiple men have sex with 1 woman. Much like the "Eiffel Tower" where there are 2 men having sex with 1 woman, and the "Golden Gate Bridge" Where there are 5 men having sex with 1 woman, the Stone henge requires more individuals. Often times can be done with one man engaging in intercourse and the rest watching, waiting patiently for their turn.
by TheRexlycan December 23, 2023
A Plus sized turd that refuses to flush. Best nudged on by donning a large "Thanos' turd nudging glove" to nudge it on its way.
I had to put Thanos' turd nudging glove on today to shift that brown infinity stone you left in the toilet.
by Cody Curmudgeon March 27, 2021
by gracestonesucks123 September 08, 2021