The act of using one's own urethra without consent to forcefully deprive a woman of her vaginal flatulence.
Homeboy: "Yo man, I heard around town they've been calling you the... Queef Robber?"
Queef Robber: "Damn strait homie, ain't nobody queefing on me so I jack that shit!"
Homeboy: "Uh-huh... so what happens with the stolen queef?"
Queef Robber: "Use it how I see fit, you know like penis fart in some chicks mouth or blow dick bubbles in the bath tub."
Homeboy: "The f*ck... you got issues."
Queef Robber: "Damn strait homie, ain't nobody queefing on me so I jack that shit!"
Homeboy: "Uh-huh... so what happens with the stolen queef?"
Queef Robber: "Use it how I see fit, you know like penis fart in some chicks mouth or blow dick bubbles in the bath tub."
Homeboy: "The f*ck... you got issues."
by Maxdout May 12, 2021
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Get the queef mug.When you and your girlfriend and playing mortal kombat 11 no other game and you use kotal khan and she used jade you only use the move kotal quake repeatedly until she gives up the sheet moaning of here losing should turn you on after she loses she will see your dick starting to get hard so then she rips off all her cloths and rips yours off jumps as high as she can with you still laying on the couch and spreads he legs into the splits mid air and lands on your cock making it a fatality for her vigina and your balls making it a kotal queef
Me and your girlfriend were getting it on so I put on mortal kombat and she tried fucking me so I did the only logical thing which was give her the biggest kotal queef I could
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A bootleg version of Dairy Queen. Featuring the condom split, the tranny surprise, the sloppy second's blizzard, the once a month sundae, and much more to cum!
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