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funniest person on the couch

A saying when someone is on the couch with at least one more person & truly believes they are the funniest person, but to humble their stance, they mention their physical presence in the room.
Biebs thought he was hilarious, but knowing he had legit competition that night, he claimed himself the funniest person on the couch.
by GlazeHer November 3, 2016
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normal milk person

They are the impossible standard to which something or someone is compared. Alternatively used instead of perfect.
“I’m not a normal milk person” or “that dress is a normal milk person”
by itsavibeytime February 3, 2022
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PRETTIEST PERSON IN EXISTENCE

💗TATIANA MASSIEL ZAMUDIO HUAMANI 💗
Dani: IS THAT THE PRETTIEST PERSON IN EXISTENCE OVER THERE!!!!!
Friend: YES ITS TATIANA MASSIEL ZAMUDIO HUAMANI!!!!!!
by Lolxdlolxd March 15, 2021
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Personal Health Day

Personal Health Day is an initiative by AumsWow Wellness.

More than 70% deaths worldwide are caused due to lifestyle diseases; and these can be prevented by celebrating Personal Health Day once in a month by conducting a self-health check-up in just 30 minutes.
Hey Himanshu, what’s up with this measuring your weight and all?

Himanshu: nothing just I’m celebrating Personal Health Day and recording it in my AumPHD.
by Iron Man Thesaurus February 2, 2021
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Second-Person Theory

The second person theory is the theory that, in almost all circumstances, the perpetrator in a crime based television show is the second introduced character in the episode. They are typically introduced after or just prior to the first lead and suspect. Holds true at least 90% of the time.
Refer to any episode of any crime show ever.

<dude 1> "They did it."
<dude 2> "What, how do you know that?"
<dude 1> "Second-Person Theory.
by Extracting December 1, 2013
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Spanish Person Time

At least 3 hours ahead of the time you say to meet/have a get together.
Them: Why aren't you ready for the party, it says 2PM on the invite and it's 1:45PM!

Me: Relax, they are on Spanish Person Time(SPT) we don't have to be there until 5PM at the earliest.
by Desanto846 February 5, 2023
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Projected Personal Paradox

For those that blame a person's influence, other than someone's own intuition, on a 'perceived enemy,' hold that conflict personally within. Where the claimant only sees something familiar to loathe/attack/hate when the influence or its premise is actually influential on themselves (directly or indirectly).
A person claiming a group of people have influence on an individual when the person claiming influence is obviously affected by many apparent groups or factors is an example of Projected Personal Paradox.

A liberal calling someone a republican based on the so called republican's inclination for pro-life when they are not in either groups.

A republican calling someone a liberal based on the so called liberal's inclination for going green when they are not in either groups.
by WOOTr February 16, 2010
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