hooded beast

An shlong with major amounts of foreskin

That boy got a hooded beast

by Neckassnigga November 2, 2017

Towel in the Hood

The practice of padding out the inside of a condom with wads of toilet paper or Kleenex because the woman's vaj is so stretched out you need a lot of bulk just to touch the sides.

You meeting up with her for secret lunch? Make sure you do the towel in the hood or she’s not going to feel a thing!

by thatsalotofdogs April 4, 2019

hood honeys

a female residing in the projects/hood.

Them hood honeys looking right

Den hood honeys lookin right

by looovebugggg July 6, 2015

Hood Diamonds

Jordans, sneakers

I bought my girl some hood diamonds for her birthday

by DHapp August 10, 2024

The Hood

A place categorized by the presence of one or more broken bike tires on or around the street.

Bro, I'm straight from the hood. We got broken bike tires in the streets.

by Calvin Prussic January 11, 2023

hood mona lisa

Ethan Keller

Ethan Kepler is the hood Mona Lisa

by Rico shnasty September 26, 2020

hood research department

When dumb people from the hood try to act smart and make stupid experiments. The term originated from “Zias” and “Blou” on YouTube, where they would question or cast doubt on proven scientific theories, such as the speed of sound vs light, with a phone and their voice, in which they concluded sound was faster.

Lamar: Do i jump or fall faster? Lemme try

Josh: Nga are you part of the hood research department?

by astrx June 22, 2025