Oliver

poopy fard

He farted, he is such an Oliver

by Ojala November 23, 2021

Oliver

To realized that everyone can just come here and make up random shit about their name to post on IG.

I just had and Oliver thought. Stop all of the Cap.

by KeepitwokeGrandrising November 23, 2021

oliver simms

literally a piece of absolute garbage

ex.
Holy shit! That Oliver Simms over there looks just like Dustin from stranger things!

by yeetonmymeatmakemesecrete March 11, 2019

Oliver

oliver

oliver is so kind and is also looking to start a friendship, especially with a guy
If she is gonna have a boyfriend they must be friends first
she loves to talk and when people share how much the love her she feels more trust in them
she is very athletic and also wants to improve
she always wants people to tell her the truth
she always is ready to have a lit ass time

by hahai12846 November 25, 2018

Oliver

A absolute dick head who find it funny to tap people shoulders and run he has 0 friends and looks like he’s a McDonald’s advert

“I hate OLIVER”
“I know he’s a prick”

by Fuckolliver August 16, 2019

john oliver effect

When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia

Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.

by Lookit Mike Rotch February 27, 2024

Pulling an Oliver

When someone tries extremely hard at a video game but cant seem to beat his friend, despite owning the game.

Jack: wow Gerald is so shit at this game, i thought he owned it......
Daniel: yeah well it seems like he just cant stop pulling an Oliver.

by Illustrious Left Testicle December 3, 2016