hot fudge friday

When your very horny and you go to your house and shit in ur loves mouth on a friday

OHHHH YES ITS FRIDAY I CAN GO AND GIVE MY LOVER A HOT FUDGE FRIDAY

by Skyblue20199 July 03, 2024

Green Friday

Black Friday for the weed industry. AKA April 20th 420!!! The busiest day of the year for any dispensary worker. All employees are required to work and usually there is a line before the store even opens. It will be crazy every time.

“Oh no it’s 4/20 Today is going to be so busy!”
“It’s Green Friday! Of course it is!”

by Pinky Purps April 21, 2021

grande friday

Going to Taco Bell after school on Fridays and fucking up a grande meal.

dude remember grande Friday's in high school? best tradition ever!

by fatbastard October 29, 2015

Fabio friday

When can’t be arsed to work on a Friday so you makes up any excuse to go home

“I don’t want another Fabio Friday”

by March 28, 2024

Monday-Friday

When your boss is ignorant and grants you a holiday on Thursday without the following day off. Shortest and most unproductive day ever.

I think ill just stay drunk through tomorrow. Its a Monday-Friday anyways.

by ZebraPants December 26, 2008

Fake Application Friday

When you're unemployed and can't find enough jobs worth applying for to meet your minimum weekly quota to keep receiving unemployment benefits before the weekend. Therefore, on Friday, you apply to jobs that are out of state and/or that you're underqualified for so that you can keep receiving unemployment benefits and still enjoy the weekend as if you were working.

Jamal: "Tyrone, did you find at least 3 jobs worth applying to this week?"

Tyrone: "Nah. I found 1, but it's Fake Application Friday so I'll just apply to these 2 Director level jobs that I know I'll never get so I can at least enjoy the weekend."

by Foo4Nirvana October 14, 2020

Pussy Friday

A crazy time when people can get laid on a Friday night.

Are you ready for some pussy Friday?

by Skip6 March 14, 2021