Nintendo Ninjas

Nintendo ninjas are people in nintendo's legal department who hunt down roms

Plainrock124 almost got caught by Nintendo ninjas!

by Joe93847565849309485 April 24, 2022

fruit ninja

A person who engages in homosexual activities in secret (similar to a sneaky link) and is able to do good in bed and come back to their house in time without being caught by family or your lover.

Girl 1: Mckenzie is such a fruit ninja. She's always sneaking out to see Jamie. Does her family not care about her sneaking out?
Girl 2: I assume not. That dumbass fruit ninja will get caught soon somehow though.

by Fischl4Life May 6, 2021

ninja poke

To surprisingly poke an individual while scaring them. To achieve this you must run on the balls of your feet toward the individual while they are occupied with another activity or while they are just not paying attention. But be sure to run on the balls of your feet, as so they can't hear you coming towards them. When you get close enough (while still running) you poke them, HARD! And then run away laughing, because the individual will look hilarious afterwards. They will look like somewhere between the mix of having a heart-attack and surprize and pain.

Look at that person I just ninja poked! It is sooo hilarious!

by Jessica777 January 31, 2009

going ninja

A.k.a stealth mode

Moving undetected on a mission to murk, kill, and otherwise do severe bodily harm to another

Gamer Term

Where's my scout package i'm going ninja on that ass

by Dr. Psykotik22 September 11, 2011

The Lazy Ninja

A modified version of the original Ninja - A sex position where a dildo and a Clapper are needed. With the lights off, proceed to have doggystyle sex with a woman then pull-out and stick the dildo in her so she thinks you are still in her. Then with two firm reverberant slaps on the buttocks, the lights will automatically turn on - then proceed to punch her in the face and yell, " I'M A LAZY NINJA!!!".
This is good for all ages - no need to search for the light switch.

I broke my legs skiing in Killington this weekend yet, I was still able to perform The Lazy Ninja!

by The barn February 18, 2011

fag ninja

a person who is sneaky enough to stick his abnormaly large penis in your ass while your asleep.

dude: hey why are you limping?
friend: i got a fag ninja last night.
dude: damn that sucks!

by brosive November 3, 2010

Ninja Blonde

1. A brunette or redhead who acts like a stereotypical blonde.

2. A natural blonde who dyed their hair brown or red but you can tell in their personality that they are naturally blonde.

1:

Girl 1: You know that girl Susie, She seriously forgot how to count today...

Girl 2: She's such a ninja blonde.

by CynicOptimist November 20, 2010