ninja jerk

Stimulating a male individual without consent or notice, up to and including point of climax.

Last night when I was in bed, my girlfriend gave me a ninja jerk... I woke up with cum on my pants!

by Magic Butcher September 22, 2010

Ninja Gift

Ninja Gift - To give someone a gift who is not expecting the gift. This differs from a normal gift because often the event is past and the person cannot give a gift in return, yet feels the obligation to give a gift.

"Bob Ninja Gifted me for Christmas and now I look like the ass because I didn't give him anything!"

by MysteriousJ December 20, 2008

ninja poke

To surprisingly poke an individual while scaring them. To achieve this you must run on the balls of your feet toward the individual while they are occupied with another activity or while they are just not paying attention. But be sure to run on the balls of your feet, as so they can't hear you coming towards them. When you get close enough (while still running) you poke them, HARD! And then run away laughing, because the individual will look hilarious afterwards. They will look like somewhere between the mix of having a heart-attack and surprize and pain.

Look at that person I just ninja poked! It is sooo hilarious!

by Jessica777 January 31, 2009

going ninja

A.k.a stealth mode

Moving undetected on a mission to murk, kill, and otherwise do severe bodily harm to another

Gamer Term

Where's my scout package i'm going ninja on that ass

by Dr. Psykotik22 September 11, 2011

The Lazy Ninja

A modified version of the original Ninja - A sex position where a dildo and a Clapper are needed. With the lights off, proceed to have doggystyle sex with a woman then pull-out and stick the dildo in her so she thinks you are still in her. Then with two firm reverberant slaps on the buttocks, the lights will automatically turn on - then proceed to punch her in the face and yell, " I'M A LAZY NINJA!!!".
This is good for all ages - no need to search for the light switch.

I broke my legs skiing in Killington this weekend yet, I was still able to perform The Lazy Ninja!

by The barn February 18, 2011

Ponts Ninjas

The awesomest group of ninjas in the universe. You would be lucky to be invited to join this wonderful group. This group consists of three lead members, the rest are followers. These people find pants they like and "steal" them. Even if they happen to be on a person.

ZOmg, that girls one of the Ponts Ninjas. (you can tell by her mask and the awesomest wacky pants with gomushins)

by pONtZNinja3 September 5, 2006

Ninja Blonde

1. A brunette or redhead who acts like a stereotypical blonde.

2. A natural blonde who dyed their hair brown or red but you can tell in their personality that they are naturally blonde.

1:

Girl 1: You know that girl Susie, She seriously forgot how to count today...

Girl 2: She's such a ninja blonde.

by CynicOptimist November 20, 2010