Noah

Noah is a very passionate young woman. Noah is the type to lick someones feet and call it a day. Noah loves men and Fortnite.

Noah is trash at everything he does

by Noah de botiana September 28, 2020

Noah

The opposite of Yesah

Friend: Noah, why are you such a pessimist. Take an example of Yesah.

by sovianYH December 12, 2018

Noah "PeePaw" Szymanski

Considered by some to be the greatest basketball player ever, PeePaw is known for longevity, playing across 4 decades. He averaged 18 PPG, on highly efficient shooting splits with a career .50 FG%, .37 3PT%, and .89 FT%. PeePaw entered the league in '76 quickly rising to be one of the leagues top forwards on both ends of the court, this peak was short-lived however as he led the league in turnovers in '81. The next year a bizarre trend emerged that was only later discovered by sportswriter Jon Bois in 2017. Rookie PG Fat Lever and PeePaw recorded the exact same stats over the course of the '82 season. This trend would continue all the way to Fat Lever's retirement in '95, including his injury in the '92 season where PeePaw sat out due to marital troubles. For the next four years PeePaw played limited minutes putting up career lows. However in 2000 when PeePaw started due to injury, he proceeded to have one of the greatest seasons ever at 43 years old. He averaged 26.8 PPG on 57.8% FG% and 40.6% 3PT% shooting, and 13.9 APG, winning the league's MVP and leading his team all the way to the finals. However, the most impressive stat from this season was PeePaw's 12 total dribbles, scoring purely off his silky jumper and masterful jab step + head fake bag. Much to the dismay of fans PeePaw announced his retirement in the post game 7 press conference saying that he couldn't continue on after the events of 9/11. This caused confusion at the time as nobody knew what 9/11 was.

Foolish Ragamuffin: "My glorious king Unc is the GOAT of basketball"
Wizened Elder: "Be quiet youngblood! Noah "PeePaw" Szymanski is the GOAT and it ain't even close. That brother blew up the defense like it was the North Tower"

by PeePaw_9/11_truther January 2, 2025

Noah

A guy with a huge bbc and very tasty cum loves to eat dick and is usually friends with the Alexanders

Hey Noah,
Oh hey alex

by Bigmeninbed November 26, 2021

Noah

Noah. Noah is a tall boy who gets the girls. All Noah does is lean over poles and looks ay girls. NOAH IS HOT. he is very athletic and plays netball.

girl 1: what ya doing?
girl 2: looking at noah ugh hes so gorgeous
girl 1: oop sorry girl * runs over to Noah andkisses him*

by BB:) May 24, 2021

Preach floods to Noah

Advocate to someone an opinion or stance that s/he already holds -- preach to the converted -- push on an open door . . . with a flavour of "a bit of a waste of time and effort"

Turns out we agree on this, so I won't try to preach floods to Noah.

by Kickasso April 14, 2021

Noah

Noah is a dude from the upper west side, duh. He has a terrible travel sense and books himself for three layovers whenever possible. However this doesn’t mean that he loves airports or is cheap. It means he’d rather spend his money at bowling alleys on Monday nights. Noah is more than just, but not much more. All in all, this guy will make you laugh and break your stolen glass. -Xoxo GG

Hot lady bird: Hey Noah…
Noah: you again

HLB: it’s always been me
Noah: I love your mom

by Lilspec November 29, 2021