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monkey bits

Jackie, can we get some of those monkey bits I love?
by SnareC June 10, 2016
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Monkey Chariot

A poorly maintained automotive vehicle that has been modified with an excess amount of chrome and absurdly large wheels. which are generally often referred to as boxes,donks or bubbles.
Hey joe, check out that rusted out oldsmobile on 30 inch wheels it's clearly a monkey chariot.
by JGanja August 27, 2014
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Sluggish Monkey

Typically a person who is a bit crazy at times but really lazy overall
Girl 1:"how's your boyfriend?"

Girl 2:"he's good but overall a bit of a sluggish monkey,"
by ME GRANDMA 52 February 26, 2018
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Freckled Monkey

When a girl has a lot of freckles that stem down to the netherlands. (as long as it is shaved)
Look at how many freckles Gerri has, you know she has a freckled monkey.
by BigDaddy618 April 30, 2010
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Monkey Scrub

To be given a monkey scrub is the act of being put in a headlock and having your head rubbed with a knuckle. This can also be referred to as a nookie.
by Monkeyscrub November 1, 2021
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Curly Monkey

When someone is being a pain to handle.
Don't you think Emilia is a total Curly Monkey.
by Montague_Sun October 18, 2021
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shuff monkey

A shuff monkey is a fictional character which was made to scare little children in the 1920's. Basically, it is a small monkey which lives up your anus and is meant to keep you awake at night by making odd monkey sounds.
Do not steal otherwise you'll get a visit from the shuff Monkey!
by miniray April 13, 2009
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