by Asotac May 18, 2019

by Jakeheartache April 14, 2023

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pay attention to when I process moving the left side of my body with my right lobe and I will kill you
by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

It's a different type of masturbation when you see something attractive on the internet while being too lazy to remove your shorts or pants, instead you dry hump your own bed.
When there is no one else in the room where you do it.
When there is no one else in the room where you do it.
me: "moving dick"
dad: What the fuck are you doing? Stop moving dick!
brother: Caught ya moving dick
Dad's girlfriend: What are you doing? Stop staring me like that when you're doing it
me: "Continues to move dick"
dad: What the fuck are you doing? Stop moving dick!
brother: Caught ya moving dick
Dad's girlfriend: What are you doing? Stop staring me like that when you're doing it
me: "Continues to move dick"
by freaking kid October 30, 2021

a “Russ Move” is when you do something kind of douchey and pretentious. Or when you screw something up in a swagless manner.
*in the bathroom with homie or homegirl*
Wanna sniff?
*fat mound with perfect service direct to nozz*
*whole bump ends up on the floor*
Dude wtf. Russ move…
Wanna sniff?
*fat mound with perfect service direct to nozz*
*whole bump ends up on the floor*
Dude wtf. Russ move…
by Wase Chest May 6, 2025

by little stitch 101 August 14, 2021

1) A b move is something done by someone that is rather small but incredibly stupid of them. Sort of like the bonehead play of everyday life.
2) A brief moment of no common sense.
2) A brief moment of no common sense.
Guy 1: I don't know why I just spent 10 minutes getting dressed for the cold when we're about to smoke a cigarette in the warm car.
Guy 2: That such a b move.
Guy 2: That such a b move.
by CoachDad April 27, 2015
